The Obsidian Prize

[Walsingham]

Given the possible debasement of the Nobel Peace Prize it ocurs to me that there is a gap in the market for a really heavyweight award.

 

The Obsidian Prize ('TOP')

 

Obviously there should be a prize for Peace, for which I nominate Alan Partridge.

 

Other prizes? Journalism going to Yahtzee seems logical as a nomination.

[Serrano]

A prize for omniscience should probably go to either Funcroc or that psychic octopus.

Edited October 18, 2010 by Serrano

[Raithe]

A prize for Education could be split between Wiki and Google.. I mean, it's on the internet, it has to be correct..

[Gorgon]

Does it have to be a real person?. If not I nominate Ari Gold. I don't know for what, actually finding a category is going to be a major problem, but he deserves something for making me crack up all last night. He and Johnny Drama are comedy gold.

 

[Guest The Architect]

Wow. You know a lot of people said winning this award, 4 years in a row, couldn't happen, well I guess I showed th---

 

*turns around and sees Shryke is the actual winner*

 

*walks off stage in shame*

[Shryke]

aw don't worry Archie - you'll win the award for the most humiliating speech then!

[Walsingham]

Does it have to be a real person?. If not I nominate Ari Gold. I don't know for what, actually finding a category is going to be a major problem, but he deserves something for making me crack up all last night. He and Johnny Drama are comedy gold.

 

 

Sure why not? Let's give him the peace prize for making people laugh.