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We drifted into comics over on the "what are you playing now" thread so I thought Id pull a necron and put a black ring on this old thread.

 

 

 

Issue #1 - Batman is not friggin dead, alright? Darkseids omega beams only sent him back in time, and he is slowly making his way back to the present in the very crappy "The return of Bruce Wayne"

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

We drifted into comics over on the "what are you playing now" thread so I thought Id pull a necron and put a black ring on this old thread.

 

 

 

Issue #1 - Batman is not friggin dead, alright? Darkseids omega beams only sent him back in time, and he is slowly making his way back to the present in the very crappy "The return of Bruce Wayne"

 

 

dang... the language filter broke my image :)

 

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batman is serious stuff, dude.

 

 

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Also, Nightwing > Batman

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You friggin' troll, everyone knows Nightwing is the Justin Timberlake of superheroes. Actually that was way too cool of a metaphore, he's more like the ..stuff someone put in your thing that you wish they hadnt.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Batman knows best

 

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Cut it out with the Batman already.

 

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

I think this says it all..

 

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Fortune favors the bald.

When are those new Marvel movies being released btw? Do you think they'll live up to the Hulk and Iron Man movies? (The Edward Norton Hulk movie anyway)

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Thor comes in May 6, 2011 and definitely has potential. I'm not sure about the title actor, though... a younger Kenneth Branagh would've been perfect for it.

 

But screw Marvel, the movie to watch next year is Green Lantern.

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Thor comes in May 6, 2011 and definitely has potential. I'm not sure about the title actor, though... a younger Kenneth Branagh would've been perfect for it.

 

But screw Marvel, the movie to watch next year is Green Lantern.

That and the Deadpool movie that's in the works. I'm sorry, but Ryan Renolds ROCKS for comic book movies. He's got the perfect demeanor for it.

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The Thor movie will be complete rubbish, the Captain America movie will be really campy aswell so it will probably be crap too.

 

 

 

 

..and as I explained previously, the Batman continuity is so confused that you can make what you will of it, thus I dont aknowledge that Robin exists. One of the things the great Batman books have in common is that Robin is not in them. Robin doesnt exist in Christopher Nolans films either, and never will.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

The Thor movie will be complete rubbish, the Captain America movie will be really campy aswell so it will probably be crap too.

 

 

 

 

..and as I explained previously, the Batman continuity is so confused that you can make what you will of it, thus I dont aknowledge that Robin exists. One of the things the great Batman books have in common is that Robin is not in them. Robin doesnt exist in Christopher Nolans films either, and never will.

Which robin? because he's pretty inherently tied to the series, although most people think of him as **** Grayson rather than Tim Drake.

 

And it was pretty big news when they offed Jason Todd.

 

Also, discussion with the director and Jim Lee about DC Universe Online's AWESOME TRAILER!

 

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...tors-Commentary

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EVERY robin, it doesnt matter wether it's D|ck Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake or Damien Wayne. Because he represents an element of Batman that only belongs in the golden and silver age comics, he's really out of place in modern batman stories. Its like how Captain America discarded bucky when sidekicks werent fashionable or believable anymore.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

The man has to stay sane somehow kafty.

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And that he accomplishes by toting a rebellious 14-yearold around Gotham all night? :*

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

don't forget Jimmy!

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