April 18, 201015 yr The problem with said shelters is you never really know when the apocalypse hits so they just become a pain to keep clean and organized. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
April 18, 201015 yr The problem with said shelters is you never really know when the apocalypse hits so they just become a pain to keep clean and organized. At least you're sure there aren't mysterious higher-ups organizing wacky social experiments with you and your family.
April 18, 201015 yr Seems like the world's most naive project or the greatest con. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
April 18, 201015 yr I like the music. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
April 18, 201015 yr "Sir, this loan application says you want to buy space in a disaster vault so that you can survive the coming apocalypse?" "er... heh... yeah, that's right." "An actual apocalypse?" "well... yeah... it's coming, you know." "DENIED" I took this job because I thought you were just a legend. Just a story. A story to scare little kids. But you're the real deal. The demon who dares to challenge God. So what the hell do you want? Don't seem to me like you're out to make this stinkin' world a better place. Why you gotta kill all my men? Why you gotta kill me? Nothing personal. It's just revenge.
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