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Wow. I got to name a lizard. Wait. When did I name a lizard? Oh, he has a "B."

 

Man, I need to wake up before posting.

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Here's the skinny:

 

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Double the pleasure.

Double the fun.

This isn't double mint gum,

but a double barrel shotgun!

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Christ almighty, that thing could eat me if it wanted to. It looks awesome, it'd be a cool pet to have - would certainly keep the bugs and the Mormons away.

Christ almighty, that thing could eat me if it wanted to. It looks awesome, it'd be a cool pet to have - would certainly keep the bugs and the Mormons away.

 

It only eats fruit. Which is why - presumably - it's so freaking shy it only just got discovered.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

It only eats fruit. Which is why - presumably - it's so freaking shy it only just got discovered.

 

Yeah, but the bugs and Mormons don't have to know that.

 

Also, it wasn't exactly just "discovered", I mean by Western scientists, yeah, sure, but it's not as if the Philippino's didn't know about the lizard long before that.

It only eats fruit. Which is why - presumably - it's so freaking shy it only just got discovered.

 

Yeah, but the bugs and Mormons don't have to know that.

 

You have a good point. Certainly more convenient having a veggie giant lizard as guard animal.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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