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Apparently it means women covered in vegemite.

 

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God bless the colonies!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Vegemite... not even those girls can make it appetising :shifty:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Vegemite... not even those girls can make it appetising :x

 

Burn the heathen!

What did you expect? I am only a pretend Aussie :x

 

Vegemite is sort of like a truth serum. Non-Aussies will choke to death on it ;)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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I quite like vegemite. And not just because of the advertising.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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It was so hot and humid in Sydney. I walked down to the beach at around 9am yesterday and after 1/2 an hour of walking along the beach and turning back to walk another 1/2 an hour back home, I was drenched in sweat. Stayed at home in the comfort of air conditioning. Just doing my part for Global Warming. :)

 

When I was doing some State Emergency Services training today we had to swim for 6 minutes in our clothes (overalls, jeans, shoes, etc) as part of the assessment. Anyway it was so damn hot and I figured the pool would be a refreshing change. I dived in and it turns out the ****ers hadn't bothered to turn the pool's heating off in summer. Uhhhhg!

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I had one of those in my shoe one morning about three years ago. Drove to work and thought there was a bit of cardboard near my toes. When I got to work, I sat at my desk, took off my shoe and one of those fell out. I screamed like a little girl and nearly had a heart attack. :)

 

They're actually quite harmless but they will give you one heck of a shock when you see one. A friend had one drop from his sun visor, while driving through the Sydney Harbour Tunnel and nearly crashed into the side wall. Nearly gave him a heart attack and he says he's lucky to be alive that he didn't hit the tunnel wall.

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You don't check your shoes? I always check my shoes when I'm travelling. i don't care where I am.

 

It pays off, too. I rememvber one time going to check my shoes and realising they were flipflops. I thought 'don't be stupid. As if there's something hiding under the strap'. But safety procedures have no exceptions. Under the strap I found the teeny tiniest aggressive scorpion.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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