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I'm looking to have a shaggy dog story on hand with the punchline "People who live in brass houses shouldn't owe crones"

 

Now for the lead-in...

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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whats a crone

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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whats a crone

 

A crone is an old woman. You know, like in fairy tales.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I'm looking to have a shaggy dog story on hand with the punchline "People who live in brass houses shouldn't owe crones"

 

Now for the lead-in...

I assume you know the one about the amazonian tree-dwellers and their royal chairs...

This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.

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I have an incredible lead in but its not very appropriate.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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What's a brass house? Do you mean glass house?

 

The original is obviously 'people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'.

 

The other one came from a 'certain' rpg. Don't spoil it for people.

 

I thought this might make a good alternative.

 

Sluggo, PM me.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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