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A fat squid?! You don't know what you're talking about bitch! Have you ever seen Steve's fatty head/body thing?! It would fall on the ground and get tangled up in itself because it's so stupid! And after I got done kickin' your ass we'd get some cinnamon rolls and eat them over your crippled bodies!!

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

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factoid! Octopi can't turn blue!

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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A fat squid?! You don't know what you're talking about bitch! Have you ever seen Steve's fatty head/body thing?! It would fall on the ground and get tangled up in itself because it's so stupid! And after I got done kickin' your ass we'd get some cinnamon rolls and eat them over your crippled bodies!!

 

Steve has a firm and manly body I'll have you know, so firm and manly that I occasionally get the urge to lick it, but I don't, because that would be wrong. Wrong like your face! Trust you to immediately think about food as well fatty, so predictable.

 

LOOK! A CAKE!

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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Fatty? For your information, I am extremely underweight. And Steve having a firm and manly body? That's a laugh! When he was at my house last week he was diabetic because he was so fat.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

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Yum!...

 

SPAM, and lots of it. I wonder if it really goes that well with octopus rings though :down:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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