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Story.

 

I can't decide if this is the dumbest reason to kill yourself ever, or a pretty good murder plan.

 

Mind you, what exactly IS the point in hoarding six billion together? I mean, what do you do with it? You aren't a dragon. You can't sleep on it.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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You can't sleep on it.

I beg to differ.

 

Captain. :sorcerer:

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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Man with six billions kills self after losing one billion

 

Yes, but the billion he lost was his favorite. The other five he had no feelings for.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

Maybe he was about the lose the last of them?

 

Besides the article cleary said the man was depressed - now if you're that depressed, I'm sure 6 billion wouldn't make any difference.

 

Or maybe he felt really bad about all the people he had to fire because of this..

Fortune favors the bald.

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Presumably, you live an obscenely luxurious life on the interest?

 

Oh, and wallpaper your home with cash.

Edited by Darth InSidious

This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.

Posted

It take 6.5 billion to buy happiness, he was so close.

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Kaftan and Laozi's comments = gold

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Kaftan and Laozi's comments = gold

 

 

I know, a screenshot is in the printshop as we speak. I think Im going with an elegant glossy black frame to better match the forums colour scheme.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Presumably, you live an obscenely luxurious life on the interest?

 

Oh, and wallpaper your home with cash.

Don't you think that if you have more money than anyone could spend in a lifetime you have a responsibility to do something worthwhile with it rather than have your parasitic children grow weak and lose their ambition with the prospect of gaining it.

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

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How many billionaires do you know of that live in a nice little house in a small town. What would you do with all that money? Live a life of what you currently have, or a life of obscene luxury?

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

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