What is your battle cry?

[Zahadome]

Zang! Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Zahadome, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

 

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!"

 

 

HAHAHA

most funny

[Jumjalum]

Prowling on the terrain, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Jumjalum! And he gives a vengeful howl:

 

"I'm going to pound you beyond the end of time, then steal your lederhosen!"

[Aegeri]

Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Aegeri, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

 

"You in some s*** now, muhfuh! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"

 

Well...not sure about the holy part...

 

But I do burn, because I set myself on fire.

 

Trendy thing to do these days I hear.

[Guest Mistress]

Apparently:

 

Hark! Who is that, stalking over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Mistress, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She screams homicidally:

 

"I'm going to smash you so heinously, Buddha will explode!!!"

 

[howling1]

Missy's gittin' kinky...

 

[Judge Hades]

BLARG!