December 24, 200718 yr Author I spent Christmas eve dinner with my grandparents and we had a few beers. They are hilarious drunks. Now for Christmas lunch and dinner! Night.
December 24, 200718 yr I ate a reindeer for dinner DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
December 24, 200718 yr Have a safe and FANTASTIC Christmas everyone. For the first time in many years I will celebrate Christmas at home with my wife and 5 year old. No trips to my sister-in-laws house, and for that I am truly grateful J1 Visa Southern California Cleaning
December 24, 200718 yr I'm full of Beaujolais Nouveau and chocolate. Gonna see the girl on thursday. **** yeah. \,,/ kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
December 24, 200718 yr it's 840am christmas morning, and i'm at work stuffing around hooray for less work and more pay when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
December 25, 200718 yr I survived another year of working retail at Christmas time!! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
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