WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 (edited) *Waits for church to start calling names and saying it's evil* EDIT: All right, what do we create first? Mutan Zombie Kittens or Three-Headed Dog-Snakes? Edited December 22, 2007 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkan Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) *Waits for church to start calling names and saying it's evil* EDIT: All right, what do we create first? Mutan Zombie Kittens or Three-Headed Dog-Snakes? A monkey with four asses. Edited December 23, 2007 by Arkan "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 (edited) That's like... *counts on fingers* four times the butt-scratching! Let's give him three noses and six hands so he can like, pick three noses at the same time! Also, I want a fourth arm. I mean, third. On a more serious note... That "technology" still feels pretty far away. Saying it's "on the brink of happening" is a bit hasty, don't you think? Edited December 24, 2007 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I'd be happy with a personal clone army of Maria Ozawa. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I'd be happy with a personal clone army of Maria Ozawa. *Googles Maria Ozawa* Oy vey! *falls over* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Might not be a good idea to click "I'm feeling lucky" for "Maria Ozawa" unless you really do want your little guy to feel lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Indeed. Now I'm recovered I should point out that the young lady is an adult actress. As in naughty naked. younger forum members should not go googling. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Too late. Oh, and look! She's japanase andfrench-canadian! What a surprise! "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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