Rosbjerg Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Rosbjerg tries to cast a spell, only to realize that he's not a mage.. He panics - but suddenly the fear seems to leave him - a friendly looking mage smiles at him. Then suddenly he feels a warming sensation and realizes that he concetrated way too hard before. He looks down - and panic again. Fortune favors the bald.
MrJoe815 Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Any games, can be made up...I love this.
Trenitay Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Helium attack! Everyone now talks in a very high voice Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 WILL's squeaky voice pierces the ears of the entire party. Roll 1d4 for damage. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Rosbjerg Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 Failing his roll, Rosbjerg goes down bleeding. If only he had actually listened to his girlfriend complain in the past.. then he would've had his +10 natural immunity to sonic damage. Fortune favors the bald.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 WILL casts meat-vision. Walsingham is instantly hit with a 600-pound cow. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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