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Will it have monkeys?

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what would happen if we put a monkey and a facehugger - in a crate - together??

Fortune favors the bald.

facespanking?

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A chest?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

monkeyburst?

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Monkeyburster :)

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I predict a godawful mess.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Schr

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Monkeyburster :brows:

Bananahugger. :grin:

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Monkeyburster :brows:

Bananahugger. :grin:

No. Fail. Go to your room.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

... Without a chimp.

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I want cybernetic brain monkeys as in System Shock 2.

  • 7 months later...

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ninja pirate monkeys :)

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when your back's against the wall it's time to turn around and fight

-John Major

That wasn't funny. At all.

 

As a human being and a godawful humour nazi, I recommend you never do that again.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

i apologize. wont happen again.

when your back's against the wall it's time to turn around and fight

-John Major

So will there be monkeys or not?

 

Facehuggers bursting from monkey chests would do.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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