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Don't you mean the chimpocalypse? Somebody phone Kumquat, stat!

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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Either/or.

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RIP

Either/or.

 

Welcome to the Planet of the Apes! :sorcerer:

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p

It's already the planet of the apes...

Yaw devs, Yaw!!! (

Planet of the Apes!

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I say we pretend to BE apes.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

The real question is, do you think kumquatq is more likely or less likely to emerge victorious if going up against a chimp with a spear?

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Don't you mean the chimpocalypse? Somebody phone Kumquat, stat!

 

No one listened back when we could stop them. I fear it's too late now :(

 

 

 

The real question is, do you think kumquatq is more likely or less likely to emerge victorious if going up against a chimp with a spear?

 

Do I get a spear too? :)

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I dunno, with the racial bonuses to strength and dex that chimps get I think kumquatq3's in trouble.

... Depends on the size of Kum's spear ... 8)

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... Depends on the size of Kum's spear ... :-

 

sooooooooooo many "choke the monkey" jokes

We can soon await an massive monkey invasion, indeed.

 

Not even we in Scandinavia will be safe... polar monkeys... :-

I thought they were Japanese?

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... Depends on the size of Kum's spear ... :)

It doesn't measure up from what I heard.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

:p

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

... Depends on the size of Kum's spear ... :p

It doesn't measure up from what I heard.

 

That's cold

That's what you get for using liquid nitrogen. :p

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

... Depends on the size of Kum's spear ... :thumbsup:

It doesn't measure up from what I heard.

 

That's cold

Which normally causes shrinkage.

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Well it's not the size of the spear that counts,

LOLZ Right!

it's how well you use it. :thumbsup:

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Just remember, the pointy end goes in first. :rolleyes:

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

Just remember, the pointy end goes in first. :rolleyes:

 

Had you made me aware of that years ago, many lives could have been saved.

:rolleyes:

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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