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I've spent the last hour and half reorganizing my cd collection. It's sort of a somewhat alphabetical order this time around.

 

Bloc Party - Helicopter

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

Trolle Siebenhaar - Sweet Dogs (it automatically plays the song on the website)

 

it's a new Danish duo and this is their first song.. it's a mix of Reggae and dusty ambient "city" sounds.. and Ane Trolle's has that old jazzsinger quality.. mmmm ^_^

Fortune favors the bald.

The California Guitar Trio ~ Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor

Edited by Laozi

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Tyr - The Beginning

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Jets to Brazil ~ In the Summer's When You Really Know

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

The Velvet Crush - Keep on Lingerin'

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

The Cure ~ Pictures of You

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Buddy Holly - Rave On

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

The Police ~ The Bed's Too Big Without You

 

 

 

Sting in gurly voice: owwwwweeeeeeeeee

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Rancid - Start Now

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Rancid - Blackhawk Down

Edited by Pidesco

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Dan Bern-Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues

 

 

I don't know what made me go out that night

At that hour I'd have normally been in bed

But I found myself lookin' up at the sky

At a very bright light straight overhead

It flashed green

Then Red

Santa Claus colors

 

I stood there frozen in that light

Then I started hearin' this kind of whir

The lights got louder and the noise got brighter

And I felt a sudden chill

Brrrrrrrr

It was cold

I shouldn't have gone out without a coat

My mom was right again

 

Then this big old spaceship floated down

And hovered 3 feet above the Earth

Never been so scared in all my life

Could've given spontaneous birth

If I was a woman

And pregnant

 

Then these two little guys about 4 feet tallJumped off that space age Greyhound bus

They grabbed me by the arms and said

"Start walking, Dan. You're coming with us"

Abduction

They didn't actually speak, but I understood 'em

Telepathy

 

They strapped me down to this metal crate

Took out the 35-foot long hose

They said "Don't worry, this won't hurt"

Then they shoved that sucker up my nose

All the way up

I knew my nose way long, but this was a suprise

 

They examined me from head to toe

Stuck prods in every orifice

This cold gray box came and gave me a kiss

Then extracted a coupld of quarts of piss

I felt dehydrated

 

Then they waved this wand around my head

Said, "Now we're reading your thoughts, you see

You got an awful lot of songs in there

Though it seems they're all in the key of G"

I said "What about Marilyn? That's in D"

They said "D flat, actually"

I said, "Yeah, because I tune it down a half step

What about Hannibal?"

They said "What about Hannibal?"

I said "Well, technically, it's in G

But it's really a dropped D tuning capo'd up"

They said "How come you don't play the harmonica more?"

I said "How come I'm in a space ship

Talking to aliens about my act?"

They said, "We'd rather talk physics

But you're illiterate there"

Couldn't argue

 

They dropped me somewhere in Brazil

Took a month to get back to the USA

When I told my friends what I'd been through

No one believe what I had to say

That sucked

It's to be expected, though

Most people think Hannibal's in straight tuning

 

Well, my life's back to normal now

I do the things I always do

'Cept once a week I meet with 12

Other folks who've been abducted too

I tell my story

They tell theirs

I don't believe them, though

Edited by Pidesco

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Melvins - Goose Freight Train

 

 

This is my thread now.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

The Searchers - Sugar And Spice

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Tiamat "Cain"

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

charley patton - dry well blues

 

primus - tommy the cat

Words are molded like clay - Supersonic Death Machine!

 

Melvins - Goose Freight Train

 

 

awesome!

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"I'm a programmer at a games company... REET GOOD!" - Me

You got an awful lot of songs in there

Though it seems they're all in the key of G

 

 

 

Haha, that was a great verse (stanza?). The Rancid portion of your little binge was nice too. :aiee:

 

 

Ben Folds - Not the Same

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

It's always nice to impress. :aiee:

 

No one - Nothing

Edited by Pidesco

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Hermes House Band & DJ

Runemagick - Eyes of Kali

 

grooooowwwwwwlllll

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

NOFX - Linoleum

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Melvins - (Shamrock)

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

The Exploited - They Won't Stop

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

No, you won't stop!

 

No Use for a Name - Not Your Savior

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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