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God, a woman? Hahahahahaha, that's ridiculous. Ri-dics.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

That took so long for you to type I thought you were actually going to stick up for the girls on this forum.

 

 

 

 

jk jk jk

Of course God isn't a woman. Man, that would just be too weird for Mary I am sure. Besides its God, not Goddess. For a Goddess we have Darque and Dark Raven for. Right? Right, guys? Guys? :thumbsup:

Edited by Sand

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

:thumbsup:

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Hades just changed is name to hit on some ladies.

You me does he speak to you.

 

Cause God might not exist, but he's definitely not a woman.

Are you on gods mailing list or something, how come you claim to know so much?

Always outnumbered, never out gunned!

Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0

Myspace Website!

My rig

God doesn't use the mail, silly. It gives you visual clues, mild hallucinations, and a strong sense of deja vu.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

Women can't create.

 

The can only destroy.

Edited by Krookie

Also, the idea of God being female should be quickly dismissed from everyone's mind on the grounds that it's ridiculous. It's like a paradox. A supposed great and all powerful being beinf a woman. Sure, maybe if God only controlled things like cooking and shoe shopping, then yeah, it's completely believable, and most likely true. But I mean, seriously, the important stuff is a mans job, and that's a fact.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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You me does he speak to you.

 

Cause God might not exist, but he's definitely not a woman.

 

How do you check? Does anyone know?

 

 

If anyone can figure it out, Steve Irwin is up there checking right now. "Crikey! It's a...."

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Also, the idea of God being female should be quickly dismissed from everyone's mind on the grounds that it's ridiculous.  It's like a paradox.  A supposed great and all powerful being beinf a woman.  Sure, maybe if God only controlled things like cooking and shoe shopping, then yeah, it's completely believable, and most likely true.  But I mean, seriously, the important stuff is a mans job, and that's a fact.

 

annnnnnnnnnd this threads done:

 

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I bet God has a wife who cleans up all his stuff.

 

edited again so I don't get banned.

Edited by Krookie

I'll probably get a few angry PMs on that one.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Me too.

 

But I mean, we're only in our mid-teens...How mad could a bunch of 30 year olds get at us?

Edited by Krookie

Need I remind you of the Supermarket Hi-jynx incedent?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Oh, right.

 

Thank God (lol pun) for the edit button.

Speaking of tidying up...

 

*puts on pinafore*

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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