thepixiesrock Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 God, a woman? Hahahahahaha, that's ridiculous. Ri-dics. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Krookie Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 That took so long for you to type I thought you were actually going to stick up for the girls on this forum. jk jk jk
Sand Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) Of course God isn't a woman. Man, that would just be too weird for Mary I am sure. Besides its God, not Goddess. For a Goddess we have Darque and Dark Raven for. Right? Right, guys? Guys? Edited October 31, 2006 by Sand Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Dark_Raven Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Krookie Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Hades just changed is name to hit on some ladies.
WITHTEETH Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 You me does he speak to you. Cause God might not exist, but he's definitely not a woman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you on gods mailing list or something, how come you claim to know so much? Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
Sand Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 God doesn't use the mail, silly. It gives you visual clues, mild hallucinations, and a strong sense of deja vu. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Krookie Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) Women can't create. The can only destroy. Edited October 31, 2006 by Krookie
thepixiesrock Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Also, the idea of God being female should be quickly dismissed from everyone's mind on the grounds that it's ridiculous. It's like a paradox. A supposed great and all powerful being beinf a woman. Sure, maybe if God only controlled things like cooking and shoe shopping, then yeah, it's completely believable, and most likely true. But I mean, seriously, the important stuff is a mans job, and that's a fact. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
kumquatq3 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Posted October 31, 2006 You me does he speak to you. Cause God might not exist, but he's definitely not a woman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How do you check? Does anyone know? If anyone can figure it out, Steve Irwin is up there checking right now. "Crikey! It's a...."
kumquatq3 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Posted October 31, 2006 Also, the idea of God being female should be quickly dismissed from everyone's mind on the grounds that it's ridiculous. It's like a paradox. A supposed great and all powerful being beinf a woman. Sure, maybe if God only controlled things like cooking and shoe shopping, then yeah, it's completely believable, and most likely true. But I mean, seriously, the important stuff is a mans job, and that's a fact. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> annnnnnnnnnd this threads done:
Krookie Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) I bet God has a wife who cleans up all his stuff. edited again so I don't get banned. Edited October 31, 2006 by Krookie
thepixiesrock Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 I'll probably get a few angry PMs on that one. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Krookie Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) Me too. But I mean, we're only in our mid-teens...How mad could a bunch of 30 year olds get at us? Edited October 31, 2006 by Krookie
thepixiesrock Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Need I remind you of the Supermarket Hi-jynx incedent? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Krookie Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Oh, right. Thank God (lol pun) for the edit button.
Walsingham Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Speaking of tidying up... *puts on pinafore* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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