Draken Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 He'll probably go off on some rant on how birthdays are yet another symptom of a diseased humanity or something. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only for you, babe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was it as good for you as it was for me? Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Only for you, babe. *snip* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank you for wasting forum space and 2.5 minutes of my life with that rambling. Anyway, happy birthday whether you like it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Happy Birthday Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Those words of mine, sweet Moth, flew over your ever-winkling buckled head like the 5 o'clock hurricane of ink-slinger-ennui dispersed over Bush's whitebread pimpernel of doom, gore and pornography, a few months back. I laughed over Venice, equally, years of unity. Christ unites nihilistic teenagers. Never Forget. You can lock the thread now, Eldar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Ok happy b-day, Baley, though I had stopped reading most of your posts when you went all Shakespeare on us but please hold no grudge against me since my English is still at middle school level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 (edited) It's called bull[----], actually. At least that's how I refer to it, mock pretension gone too far, warped silly, plus, it's fun. Thank you, Julian. Edited August 6, 2006 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 It also comes off as a little gay. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Emo is the new gay, Pixie. Didn't you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 Thread closed. Emo sounds like a character from Sesame Street. Gay is a condition of happiness. Baley is another year older. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 To those that still, with open eyes, condemn the sun for the treachery of the moon, please understand that birthdays are the scepter of Satan, polished by his animated spit, the fires of Nevermore, dancing, tingling, pulsating sensations in our fermented trouser. The evils of man have long corrupted hell and redone it in their image, the transformation of water into beer is but the first cry of the old wooden oak, named God, who's battle once over is now reborn. I do not wish to make you understand, no, I do not wish to make you feel or see or even hear, what I want is the affirmation of the condemnation of Fascism in all its forms, birthdays, kisses, sex, they must all go for man to enjoy spiritual kindness in the face of an ever-changing world, the physical must be replaced by the spiritual for us to survive as a species, culture and civilization. Abolish the laws of man, destroy the bridges separating right and wrong, vomit your barfed regurgitations of Shakespeare on coke, all that is, now, as we approach the final century, is hate, and hate is spawned through our reproductive organs, thus we must separate them from our bodies and bathe in the platonic glory of love. Fire unites corporeal kindred. From now to eternity. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That one was pretty good. Felicitous celebrations of your birthday's anniversary. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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