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IT'S AN ACCENT NOT A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I'm a British jerkface... get it right, Lou :)

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

Bloody wanker

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

:D

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

Bloody wanker

 

 

NOW you sound british. To complete the transition, hold this can of Belgian lager.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Oy, filthy tosser.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Oh, shut it.

 

 

 

and remember... the rain in spain in mainly plain.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Why has nobody replied with "what?? speak up boy!" I am disappointed with all of you :angry:

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Why has nobody replied with "what?? speak up boy!" I am disappointed with all of you :angry:

Because that's helpful...

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

Yeah Sur, why don't you actually make an attempt to add something to this incredibly important thread, instead of just being a big jerk. Sometimes, I'm ashamed to have once called you an internet friend.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Yeah Sur, why don't you actually make an attempt to add something to this incredibly important thread, instead of just being a big jerk.  Sometimes, I'm ashamed to have once called you an internet friend.

Because whenever I say something I get yelled at :p

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

See Sur? See what you have done? Craigboy is now a casualty of your offensive joke. You've taken it too far. Don't you know when to stop?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Yeah Sur, why don't you actually make an attempt to add something to this incredibly important thread, instead of just being a big jerk.  Sometimes, I'm ashamed to have once called you an internet friend.

 

Once? :p

 

I guess my jerkiness came back to bite me in the ass, big time. ;)

do a day at drive through and feel better about yourself :p

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

It's that bad, huh?

it's really really hard to make out a voice when you've got two screaming kids, a person talking on the cell in the DRIVERS seat, and a lawnmower going next to the car

 

Or when the person is just flat out quiet... or have a heavy accent... or if the wind is blowing.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

So ... McDonalds are providing a good training environment, conducive to teaching essential life AND business skills ..? :p

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

Can I get in on the British speak?

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RIP

Sorry, not available in California.

Fat load of bollicks that is, init.

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RIP

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