LOS ANGELES--In 2004, hotel heiress Paris Hilton (The Simple Life) was six hours late to the opening of her own night club, Club Paris. At this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo, she was an hour and a half late to an autograph signing for her new mobile phone game from Gameloft. On top of that, she apparently got the name of the game, previously announced as Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam, wrong, according to an Associated Press report.

 

"Sorry I'm late," Hilton said when she arrived. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamond Quest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game."

 

While the Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam logo was plastered on the backdrop behind Hilton at the signing, a Gameloft representative told GameSpot that she actually got the name of the game right. "We just changed the title at the last minute, just before she came out," the representative said.

 

Hilton not knowing the name of her own game might be surprising given her previous comments about the game in the press release that announced the project.

 

"I'm excited to collaborate with Gameloft to bring the Paris Hilton brand and the glamour of young Hollywood to the cell phones of all my fans around the world," the release quoted her as saying. "My phone has become an all-in-one entertainment device and mobile games are an integral part of that. Mobile gaming is really hot right now and I'm excited to be part of this project."

 

Simple words cannot describe the awesomeness of this game.

So lets use complex ones like anthropology and amaurosis fugax

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I fear for the future of humanity.

If she is nude in it, I'll buy it!

Edited May 12, 200619 yr by Volourn

Why? She's like a skinny 17 year old boy. Wait, nevermind. I answered my own question.

If she is nude in it, I'll buy it!

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I believe that's a reason not to buy it! There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on.

 

 

But I know who can: This looks like a job for...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOU GUTMAN!

If she is nude in it, I'll buy it!

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You need to get out more. Maybe pay for it, if you can't convince anyone to share intimacy with you ...

If she is nude in it, I'll buy it!

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Find a girlfriend.

Don't judge.

There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on.

 

I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly.

There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on.

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I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly.

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That she is.

I heard she had plastic surgery to "look" that way.

There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on.

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I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly.

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Not to mention common as dirt.

I heard she had plastic surgery to "look" that way. 

 

Perhaps she's actually Blofeld!

I heard she had plastic surgery to "look" that way. 

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I would demand my money back.

There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on.

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I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly.

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Not to mention common as dirt.

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That and slimily rotten to the core.

Don't judge.

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I'm not doing anything. I haven't even posted in this thread yet. Don't what?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WOW! She may not be the hottest woman all the time; but you people need to take a chill pill...

There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on.

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I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly.

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Not to mention common as dirt.

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I think I'll take the dirt instead. Better value for money.

I think I'll take the dirt instead.  Better value for money.

Hilton. Money.

If I had to choose between seeing Paris Hilton naked or Jennifer Lopez naked I would pick Paris Hilton. Then again there is always room for J. Lo.

 

I'd prefer a petite Malaysian boy, but that's just me.

I'd prefer a petite Malaysian boy, but that's just me.

 

 

Isn't she a blonde petite Malaysian boy?