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Funny because it's true.

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Yes, sadly it is. Next damn Christian who rings my damn door bell is going to get a Septim coin embedded in their skull.

Oh Hades, you forgot to lock your back door.

I don't have a back door. :blink:

Mothman is going through Hades

This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

I don't have a back door.  :blink:

Did I say back door? I meant window.

Now, common Kirottu. He can't be gay. He's Christian. :blink:

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Repent! *pounces, shoves Bible down throat*

*munches on the Bible and Mothman's arm*

 

Tasty, but it needs a bit of Lot's wife. :D

Ha! You fool. Mothfolk regenerate. *bashes over head with crucifix* God loves you!

I suppose, but if I had a daughter that hot I wouldn't want 'net geeks perving over her...

Then I guess I should have prevented her from making a website, if I were you. :blink:

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Indeed. So, does she take after you or her mum?

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Fortunately for everyone, her mother.

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Fortunately for everyone, her mother.

Obviously.

 

You should tell your daughter to wear more clothes, she will get the net boys excited.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Too late. :mellow:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

At some point soon she will be adding her own forum, too! Also, if you want to meet her, you can. :mellow:"

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:mellow:

 

I find this whole thing questionable Meta.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

At some point soon she will be adding her own forum, too! Also, if you want to meet her, you can. :blink:"

 

Link!

:blink:

 

I find this whole thing questionable Meta.

Actually, me too. Hotness aside, I'm not sure I could do this sorta thing for my eventual daughter. I mean...the full frontal nudity and all. :luck:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

I could say something really naughty and taboo in most cultures about Meta and his daughter but I won't. :blink:

Tornados comin. Bout to die. Anybody mind praying for me?

 

Not kidding.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

:)

 

I find this whole thing questionable Meta.

Actually, me too. Hotness aside, I'm not sure I could do this sorta thing for my eventual daughter. I mean...the full frontal nudity and all. :)

Maybe you need to wipe whatever is obscuring your vision of the screen; there is no "full frontal nudity". She's a glamour model. This is her job. She gets paid to pose in newspapers, and in fact she will be starring in a reality tv show during summer with three other models, boxing. (It's called "Catfight".)

 

Not sure why everyone is reading the moral code to me: it's not like she is doing anything illegal, and you don't have to visit the site if it is offensive to you. So don't.

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Tornados comin. Bout to die. Anybody mind praying for me?

 

Not kidding.

 

We had the storms last night. Power outages and everything.

I don't think anyone's preaching to you Meta, I suppose people are just, well, shocked, it's not the conventional image of the father figure.

 

That being said, your daughter is quite the looker and, even though I do not know her and almost certainly never will, I would like to wish her the best of luck, to pay her father the respect he appears to deserve.

 

And now that the ass liking is complete, it would be fun if one of these internet Goons would go to her and say:

 

"Hello, I'm from the internets, a friend of your fathers! Could you, umm..."

 

Then proceed to run away as fast as possible due to immense cowardice.

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