Llyranor Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Who here is an avid practitioner of the Scientology faith? I am not, unfortunately, but I hold a particularly dear academic interest in it. Perhaps some of you could enlighten me further as well. So, any scientologists around here? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I hear they are trying to take over the world. Confirm or deny! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 They believe in that Alien overlord Xenu, yes? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I too am a member of the happy friends club. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Shut it Christboy, at least XENU is plausible, I mean L-Ron wrote about him, L-Ron was a real prophet, we know he existed, show me the proof to Jesus' existence. hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 who has been tested by scientologists with an e-meter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I'm a secular scientologist, so yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) I was tested earlier this month. I contract evil spirits from an ex-girlfriend. Edited March 28, 2006 by Laozi People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 really? all I got was herpes. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Christboy? Me? No mr. Travolta worshipper, I'm a member of the Super Adventure Club. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 really? all I got was herpes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atleast it wasn't the "drip" " People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I am not officially part of the church. It's complicated. As I said I'm more of a secular at heart, but I swear on the American Constitution that I truly believe L-Ron's prophecies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Scientologists believe L. Ron Hubbard can write. That takes faith. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I've read Battlefield Earth 3 times in a row, one of the great unsung classics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 In a row? Did you stop to go to the bathroom? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) Of course, book in hand, it was an almost mystical experience. Edited March 28, 2006 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Thetan-chan is not amused. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Do you deny L-Ron?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I heard that if someone criticizes Scientology to much they'll be attacked by Tom Cruise's theeth. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Shut up! Just shut up! You don't know **** about us, halt this puerile anger towards us, we're human too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Now I know Baley is lying. Scientologists wouldnt appeal to somebody's compassion... they'd sue 'em for defamation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 That's a crude lie fabricated by the liberal media! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 I wish to know more about this... L-Ron. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 You can try this place : http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion.../l-ron-hubbard/ But you might find it a tad biased. Fear not, L-ron believes in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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