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The Scientology Thread

Llyranor
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Who here is an avid practitioner of the Scientology faith?

 

I am not, unfortunately, but I hold a particularly dear academic interest in it. Perhaps some of you could enlighten me further as well.

 

So, any scientologists around here?

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Yes.

I hear they are trying to take over the world.

 

Confirm or deny!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

They believe in that Alien overlord Xenu, yes? :lol:

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

I too am a member of the happy friends club.

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Shut it Christboy, at least XENU is plausible, I mean L-Ron wrote about him, L-Ron was a real prophet, we know he existed, show me the proof to Jesus' existence. hah

who has been tested by scientologists with an e-meter?

I'm a secular scientologist, so yes.

I was tested earlier this month.

 

I contract evil spirits from an ex-girlfriend.

Edited by Laozi

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

really? all I got was herpes.

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Christboy? Me? :x

 

No mr. Travolta worshipper, I'm a member of the Super Adventure Club. ;)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

really? all I got was herpes.

 

 

Atleast it wasn't the "drip" ;)"

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

I am not officially part of the church. It's complicated.

 

As I said I'm more of a secular at heart, but I swear on the American Constitution that I truly believe L-Ron's prophecies.

Scientologists believe L. Ron Hubbard can write. That takes faith.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

I've read Battlefield Earth 3 times in a row, one of the great unsung classics.

In a row? Did you stop to go to the bathroom?

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Of course, book in hand, it was an almost mystical experience.

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Thetan-chan is not amused.

Spreading beauty with my katana.

Do you deny L-Ron?!

I heard that if someone criticizes Scientology to much they'll be attacked by Tom Cruise's theeth.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Shut up! Just shut up!

 

You don't know **** about us, halt this puerile anger towards us, we're human too!!

Now I know Baley is lying. Scientologists wouldnt appeal to somebody's compassion... they'd sue 'em for defamation.

That's a crude lie fabricated by the liberal media!

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I wish to know more about this... L-Ron.

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