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I hate christmas.  Nothing good ever comes with it.

Except for your very post which is highly reminiscent of that Simpons 'Loveday' episode where Homer becomes the chief garbage man - The BEST Simpsons Episode Ever! :D

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Ahhh yes... the garbage man can.

 

Very funny when you see Krusty disposing used Porno.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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Well, lets see why I hate Christmas this year. I was held up at gun point and I will be losing my job because the business is closing. Last Christmas I also lost my job because of the same reason. The Christmas before thatmy Grandmother died. Oh, the Christmas before that...

 

It just goes on and on.

 

I hate Christmas.

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Good Lord, Hades, no wonder you hate the Holidays.

 

I've been held up at gunpoint also, so I feel for you. It makes you mad, doesn't it? I mean, for months afterwards, I keep thinking in my mind over the scenario to see if there were something different I should have done. Of course, I've also had someone shoot at me. I think it's perfectly reasonable to give the cash. Like your experience, it was virtually no time at all before they caught the culprits. In my case, they took a money order we were putting in the safe at the time. The morons took the money order and started shopping at a Target less than two miles away. They were taking out banded singles to pay for things.

 

Anyhow, Happy Sucky Time of the Year For You? You never know what the rest of this season will bring, though. You might be lucky.

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Oooh, are we sharing our "I've been shot at!" stories?

 

If you want to share, Commissar, go ahead. :Eldar's grinning his doofus friend icon:

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Ahhh yes... the garbage man can.

Oh the Garbage man can, Drak. The Garbage Man can.

Who can take your trash out?

Stomp it down for you?

Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too?

THE GARBAGE MAN!!

Oh the Garbage Man can

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Actually, don't share in this thread. If you want to discuss shooting in this thread, it must include Christmas lights. If you want to discuss specific instances where folks shot at you otherwise, it must be in a different thread! :D

 

EDIT: *shrug* I doubt folks will find it all that exciting, but I'll recount my particular story in a non-christmas light thread, although it did happen at Christmas.

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Posted
Oh the Garbage man can, Drak. The Garbage Man can.

Who can take your trash out?

Stomp it down for you?

Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too?

THE GARBAGE MAN!!

Oh the Garbage Man can

 

 

The Garbage Man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you.

Who can take this diaper?

I don't mind at all!

Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?

THE GARBAGE MAN!!

Yes the garbage man can!

The sanitation folks, are jolly friendly blokes,

Courteous and easy going!

They mop up when you're over flowing!

And tell you when your arse is showing!

Who can.....

Who can.....

Who can.....

Who can.....

THE GARBAGE MAN CAN!!

'Cause he's Homer Simpson Man!

HE CLEANS THE WORRRRLD FOOOORRR YOOOUUU!

 

 

Ahhh copy and pasting...man's best friend...

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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