Nartwak Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I'm like a good samurai-itan guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Now now children... no more Hoff bashing... you wouldn't want to make me cry now, would you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Some people stand in the darkness Afraid to step into the light Some people need to help somebody When the edge of surrender's in sight.. Don't you worry! Its gonna be alright 'cause I'm always ready, I won't let you out of my sight. I'll be ready (I'll be ready) Never you fear (no don't you fear) I'll be ready Forever and always I'm always here. In us we all have the power But sometimes its so hard to see And instinct is stronger than reason It's just human nature to me.. Don't you worry! Its gonna be alright 'cause I'm always ready, I won't let you out of my sight. I'll be ready (I'll be ready) Never you fear (no don't you fear) I'll be ready Forever and always I'm always here. (Instrumental) 'Cause I'm always ready I won't let you out of my sight! I'll be ready (I'll be ready) Never you fear (no don't you fear) I'll be ready Forever and always I'm always here. Forever and always I'm always here. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Another fact for ye: when Vin Diesel does push-ups, his body never moves, but the entire earth moves up and down from the exertion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ahem. 31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytor Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 *Uncomfortable silence* "I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 " DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Blarg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Blarg? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, it's Blarg-headed frack monkey. ... *ahem* Sorry about that. Deadlocked moment. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 38.There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. 39.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Chucky rules! 26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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