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I'm like a good samurai-itan guy.

Now now children... no more Hoff bashing... you wouldn't want to make me cry now, would you?  ;)

Some people stand in the darkness

Afraid to step into the light

Some people need to help somebody

When the edge of surrender's in sight..

 

Don't you worry!

Its gonna be alright

'cause I'm always ready,

I won't let you out of my sight.

 

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)

Never you fear (no don't you fear)

I'll be ready

Forever and always

I'm always here.

 

In us we all have the power

But sometimes its so hard to see

And instinct is stronger than reason

It's just human nature to me..

 

Don't you worry!

Its gonna be alright

'cause I'm always ready,

I won't let you out of my sight.

 

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)

Never you fear (no don't you fear)

I'll be ready

Forever and always

I'm always here.

 

(Instrumental)

 

'Cause I'm always ready

I won't let you out of my sight!

 

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)

Never you fear (no don't you fear)

I'll be ready

Forever and always

I'm always here.

 

Forever and always

I'm always here.

:p

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

Another fact for ye: when Vin Diesel does push-ups, his body never moves, but the entire earth moves up and down from the exertion.

Ahem.

31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Crap.

*Uncomfortable silence*

"I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum."

:wub:"

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

:ermm:

:blink:

 

Blarg?

 

:blink:

:blink:

 

Blarg?

 

:blink:

 

No, it's Blarg-headed frack monkey.

 

...

 

 

*ahem* Sorry about that. Deadlocked moment. Carry on.

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38.There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

 

39.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chucky rules!

 

26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

 

27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

Baldur's Gate modding
TeamBG
Baldur's Gate modder/community leader
Baldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta tester
Baldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester

Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester

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