Finger of Death Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Who is Pixie? If I tell you I'm good You would probably think I'm boasting If I tell you I'm no good You know I'm lying ---Bruce Lee
Hildegard Posted November 20, 2005 Author Posted November 20, 2005 Who is Pixie? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pixie is in fact Lou Gutman, a famous P.I. "
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Lou Gutman for President! ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
kirottu Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Happy birthday. You This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Krookie Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Pixie is to crazy to be a president. It'd be more like a satanic dictatorship.
thepixiesrock Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Wow, I actually completely forgot until just now. Thanks for reminding me. I have band practice today. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
tarna Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 The Birthday Dirge AKA "The Mongolian Birthday Chant" and "The SCA Birthday Song" Tune of : "Volga Boatmen" Death and gloom and black despair People dying everywhere Chorus: Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere. Now you are the age you are Your demise cannot be far May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake Burn the Castle and storm the keep Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP! Now your jail-bait days are done Let's go out and have some fun! May your deeds with sheep and yaks Equal those with sword and axe You must marry very soon Baby's due the next full moon Your servants steal, your wife's untrue Your children plot to murder you Were I sitting in your shoes I'd go out and sing the blues Now you've lived another year Age to you is like stale beer So you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near. It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year We brought linen, white as cloud Now we'll sit and sew your shroud! Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near. May the children in the street Be your barbecuing meat. When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go. And on that happy note...Happy Birthday! Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
Darth Launch Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Happy Birthday [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
kirottu Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 (edited) Best birthday post ever. Tarna Edited November 20, 2005 by kirottu This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Darth Launch Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Best birthday post ever. Tarna [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
thepixiesrock Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Best birthday post ever. Tarna Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Best birthday post ever. Tarna ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Darth Launch Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Best birthday post ever. Tarna [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
kirottu Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Well Darth Launch had good traditional approach, but... Tarna This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
thepixiesrock Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 I loathe smilies. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Best birthday post ever. Tarna ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
thepixiesrock Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 I like Launch. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Darth Launch Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 (edited) I loathe smilies. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm so sorry Master... I failed you... on your birthday too... I'll just go and kill myself now... :'( EDIT - Ooh... you like me! I like you too... I'll just put that suicide spork down now... " Edited November 20, 2005 by Darth Launch [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 I loathe smilies. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know for a fact that you can't resist a treat of ! ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
thepixiesrock Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 (edited) Edit: I changed my mind. Edited November 20, 2005 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
kirottu Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 <---The greatest of them all. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
thepixiesrock Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 I like it rough. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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