November 13, 200520 yr ... and he gets a free pet ninja monkey with all ninth level spells. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... An infinite number of Shakespear-authoring Bonobos, who asphixiate their enemies with sexual acts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I laughed out loud. Thank you. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
November 13, 200520 yr That is quite strange. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester
November 13, 200520 yr No, lots of people laugh out loud. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
November 13, 200520 yr Rarely on internet, but meta is quite right. As always, the good fellow. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
November 13, 200520 yr No, lots of people laugh out loud. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Afraid I don't. One must control their emotions. I'm am the Ice Queen after all. :cool:
November 15, 200520 yr perhaps the sexual ninja monkeys could have support Penguins! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
November 16, 200520 yr ... With torpedo helmets. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
November 16, 200520 yr ... With torpedo helmets. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Reminds me of the peguins in Batman Returns.
November 16, 200520 yr I prpose we concoct a list of 50 non-combat things that suck, which can be directed at your fancy pants players. For example, getting hideously drunk, getting off with the wrong girl, and waking up to moderate a forums full of lunatics while your head feels like it's stuffed with ants eggs. Also consider giving them ennui penalties to their stats for finding everything so tediously easy. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
November 16, 200520 yr Humans > elves. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Except for Drows - they really kick ass! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Drows rule supreme. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester
November 16, 200520 yr Author Well I thought Id pay them nack with the same coin so now Im a Half-drow, Half-Daemon sorceror! ) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
November 16, 200520 yr Sounds like you'll have a cracking time. <_< "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
November 16, 200520 yr Author Actually, the dragon/elemental campaign isnt much fun at all really. Sometimes it feels like a pure waste of time. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
November 16, 200520 yr Maybe make the person drink every time their character uses a non-standard power. Or hits with a critical roll. Or kills an NPC. Or does something a human cannot do ...? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
November 16, 200520 yr Well I thought Id pay them nack with the same coin so now Im a Half-drow, Half-Daemon sorceror! ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blasphemer.
November 17, 200520 yr Humans > elves. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Except for Drows - they really kick ass! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, but since they are considered outsiders by all other elves, they don't count. I <3 drows.
November 18, 200520 yr Drow were neat for a while, especially in the original Fiend Folio, until everyone and their sister's brother's cousin started chanting "DRIZZT! DRIZZT!" That killed it for me. I was always partial to the artwork in the original Fiend Folio, for both the Drow and the Githyanki (and the Revenant). I like Drow if we're playing an evil campaign, especially when we're in the Underdark. Or in Neverwinter Nights: HoU expansion. But otherwise they're too common to be as "rare" as they should be in most people's minds.
November 18, 200520 yr Drow were neat for a while, especially in the original Fiend Folio, until everyone and their sister's brother's cousin started chanting "DRIZZT! DRIZZT!" That killed it for me. I was always partial to the artwork in the original Fiend Folio, for both the Drow and the Githyanki (and the Revenant). I like Drow if we're playing an evil campaign, especially when we're in the Underdark. Or in Neverwinter Nights: HoU expansion. But otherwise they're too common to be as "rare" as they should be in most people's minds. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They should start listing the Drow in the Monster Manual as "Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good". " Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
November 18, 200520 yr ... and "Common". OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
November 18, 200520 yr ... and "Common". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe even "Cliched". " Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
November 18, 200520 yr Author Definently ...I dont believe it is possible to make a Drow character that isnt in some way a walking, talking fantasy clich DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
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