Child of Flame Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 The monk's first death was by the necklace of stranglation. He found a necklace, the mage said it was magical, he thought to put it on without identifying it. Go figure. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahaha, never put magic gadgets on before trying them out. This evening our GM focused our attention on a magic ring, a shiny nice magic ring. -Its a really nice ring, you want this ring. -Yes, I want this ring. I take the ring. -Its very shiny and pretty. -I polish it and admire its beauty. I identify it. -You cant. You want to wear the ring. -Uhm, no I dont. -Yes you do. -NO, I dont want to wear the ring. -Yes, you DO want to wear the ring! -Does not! -Does too!!! -Doesnt. -Does. -Mhm.. *shakes head* -Yes. -LALALALALALA!! *holds hands on ears* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I started talking about something Out-of-character and then everyone forgot about the ring but I still have it in my pocket in case I would need it (to inflict some terrible thing upon an unsuspecting player by luring him to wear the ring) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Evil. What is your character/alignment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I believe it is sufficient to say that she is a very nasty sort of person. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsel Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 It’s funny you speak of the Fireball enema. One of my friends playing a 1st level Fighter Dwarf using 1st Ed rules couldn’t hit a Kobold for nothing because he was rolling so many one’s and two’s. Finally in utter frustration he yells to our DM. What the ****!? I’d have better success, if I shoved a torch up my ars and gyrated my hips around! <_< So the DM made him roll for success and he did it! He hit Kobolds doing 1D4 Bludgeoning damage plus 1D6 fire damage! (w00t) Oh, the Good Ol' Days :D Tsel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 It OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsel Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 (edited) ... And, for an encore, the character went on to a very successful career as a pole dancer ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D Nope, he died in the Ravenloft module back when it was first published. Tsel Edited October 28, 2005 by Tsel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "pole-dancing", though ... " OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "pole-dancing", though ... " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 My advice wold be to let the guy play as this munchkin thingamajig for a bit. People munchkin for simple reasons. One of them is they wonder wheat it would be like to ULTIMATE POWER even for a little while. Once the short fun phase is over, have every powerful nutjob on the planes come after him, wanting his nutsacks for rare spells. Lie back and think up even more powerful oddnesss. Should be entertaining for the other players who will be in absolutely zero danger since they won't warrant even a glance from teh people chasing him. It could even become amusing. The munchkin will be so busy fending off the Lady of Pain he won't be able to enjoy his powers or skew the rest of the campaign. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 The Lady of Pain does not chase nutjobs to make spells out of their nutsacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 The Lady of Pain does not chase nutjobs to make spells out of their nutsacks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does too. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 The Lady of Pain does not chase nutjobs to make spells out of their nutsacks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Must have been another Lady of Pain that I met ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 I keep telling you. That wasn't the Lady of Pain. That was simply my mother. She had been drinking. And I say it's a damn good solution. That way YOU get to have even more fun. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 We had a great game earlier today, we attacked the stronghold of a Liche with the help of summoned giant dire chimps!! :D ..but he pwnd us with evil level-draining spells and now we'll have to open the gates of waterdeep to let his undead army in or he'll have our souls DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Lady of Pain some sort of PS god. No wonder I didn't know who she was. Dire chimps kick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 (edited) Havent you played Planescape: Torment!!? ..and I believe Giant dire chimps is the sole reason why most evil villains hide deep in dungeons where the giant chimps cant fit " Edited October 29, 2005 by Kaftan Barlast DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Havent you played Planescape: Torment!!? ..and I believe Giant dire chimps is the sole reason why most evil villains hide deep in dungeons where the giant chimps cant fit " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I played a 1/2 hour of that piece of dung of a game and thought it sucked. That's my experiance. Plus I never cared for the Planescape world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 ... and I believe Giant dire chimps is the sole reason why most evil villains hide deep in dungeons where the giant chimps cant fit " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is a Proven Fact. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 (edited) Giant dire chimps could kick the Lady of Pains ass. Edited October 30, 2005 by Gabrielle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 I'd like to purchase these spell components... and throw in that nutsack... no, no, the hairy one.... that's it. I need it for my spell components. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Is that the regular nutsack, or the OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Giant dire chimps could kick the Lady of Pains ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You don't know the setting, don't make idiotic comments like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Testosterone fight! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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