Darth Sun_Tzu Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 What happened to the lurking feat? And what is Akari's pet thing? Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes! "I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prodigal_Knight Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 He cant reviele that! No worry! You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 I didnt think he would be that handsome <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, yeah, that reminds me: Bastila will be revealed to be Tim Roth in drag. He was sucked into a dimensional portal that dropped him in the Star Wars Galaxy, and in his resulting insanity he became gender confused. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 What happened to the lurking feat? It's been changed to the stalking feat. You'll be able to creep out your Sith enemies by calling them on the phone and breathing heavily. And what is Akari's pet thing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's Carth's severed head in a box, magically animated to give you advice. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sun_Tzu Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 What happened to the lurking feat? It's been changed to the stalking feat. You'll be able to creep out your Sith enemies by calling them on the phone and breathing heavily. And what is Akari's pet thing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's Carth's severed head in a box, magically animated to give you advice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So we are going to have to listen to him whine again? Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes! "I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 It's Carth's severed head in a box, magically animated to give you advice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So we are going to have to listen to him whine again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, you dropkick the box into a pool of lava within the first five minutes of the game. We considered giving you a choice as to whether you wanted to keep him around, but frankly we can't waste precious time designing a choice no one will ever use. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sun_Tzu Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 It's Carth's severed head in a box, magically animated to give you advice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So we are going to have to listen to him whine again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, you dropkick the box into a pool of lava within the first five minutes of the game. We considered giving you a choice as to whether you wanted to keep him around, but frankly we can't waste precious time designing a choice no one will ever use. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sweet! Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes! "I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sirius Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 It's Carth's severed head in a box, magically animated to give you advice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So we are going to have to listen to him whine again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, you dropkick the box into a pool of lava within the first five minutes of the game. We considered giving you a choice as to whether you wanted to keep him around, but frankly we can't waste precious time designing a choice no one will ever use. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> football anyone? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Will my idea for a periwinkle and pink polkadot lightsaber with special L33t handle make it into the game? and who is the masked sith? Paul Hogan? EDIT: Hi Akari! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 Another interesting fact: Lucasarts recently received a massive grant from a certain religious institution, so KOTOR II has been designed from the get-go as a recruitment tool for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. The Book of Mormon comes free with every copy. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akari Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Hey sweet. This means I'm off the hook today, right? -Akari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Hey sweet. This means I'm off the hook today, right? -Akari <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your no longer needed here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sirius Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Another interesting fact: Lucasarts recently received a massive grant from a certain religious institution, so KOTOR II has been designed from the get-go as a recruitment tool for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. The Book of Mormon comes free with every copy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D :D :D class man i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 Will my idea for a periwinkle and pink polkadot lightsaber with special L33t handle make it into the game? Everything except the l33t handle. I'm afraid lightsabers in KOTOR II no longer come with handles; it's the mark of a true Jedi to be tough enough to hold onto a lightsaber blade with your bare hands and not cry. and who is the masked sith? Paul Hogan? EDIT: Hi Akari! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Masked Sith is that guy you saved on Taris, Hendar. The lesson we're trying to teach is that helping people is bad because they might go on to do something evil, therefore you should always leave them to get eaten by the Rakghouls. I think that's the message Lucas wanted to spread with the OT. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 Hey sweet. This means I'm off the hook today, right? -Akari <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep. Unlike some people, I'm not afraid to completely destroy people's enjoyment of the game by revealing every nook and cranny of the plotline. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 One word: Brothels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 One word: Brothels? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll leave it at this: Nipple Clamps are an inventory item. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 One word: Brothels? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll leave it at this: Nipple Clamps are an inventory item. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> are they upgradeable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 One word: Brothels? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll leave it at this: Nipple Clamps are an inventory item. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> are they upgradeable? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Amen they are. If your repair skill is high enough, you can make Wookie-size nipple clamps, or even break down your existing nipple clamps for your Yoda-thing fetish. Master Vandar has been a very bad boy. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Just an idea: Remaking the Ebon Hawk into the image of Austin Powers Shag Plane (spinning bed included) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Terrible Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 Just an idea: Remaking the Ebon Hawk into the image of Austin Powers Shag Plane (spinning bed included) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For the record, we've officially decided to replace all music in the game with the theme song from Shaft. http://jabol.neostrada.pl/mp3/Barry_White_-_Shaft_Theme.mp3 I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sirius Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Just an idea: Remaking the Ebon Hawk into the image of Austin Powers Shag Plane (spinning bed included) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nice! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sun_Tzu Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Just an idea: Remaking the Ebon Hawk into the image of Austin Powers Shag Plane (spinning bed included) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Groovy baby! Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes! "I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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