September 25, 200520 yr Me: Do you require a sacrifice or something to start? God: My programming depends only on AIML. Me: Do you think people are hot, or one of the other species? God: Seen one human, you've seen them all. Me: That's true, except women, they have boobs. God: The two human genders seem much the same to me. Me: Theres bi-sexuals on earth too, do you go to raves? God: There sure is. God: How did you hear about God? Me: walk-in God: What kind of food do you like? Me: cereal God: Sounds delicious. Me: Does it rain alot where you are at? God: Only when the temperature reaches the dew point. Me: Makes sense, I guess. What kind of music do you listen to? God: Are we still talking about cereal? Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
September 25, 200520 yr I liked this as well: Me: How about movies? God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: No, I hear Jesus gets totally ****ed up in that movie God: I would recommend you check it out. Who is saying Jesus gets totally ****ed up in that movie ? Me: Everyone, even the Jews. God: That's a rather sweeping generalization. Me: Perhaps, but its pretty much common knowledge God: You seem uncertain. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not in my experience. Me: Ya, Jesus get crucified, bigtime. God: Yay. he is The Son of God. Me: I guess, but it still seems like it would suck. God: I agree. Interesting comparison. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
September 25, 200520 yr I liked this as well: Me: How about movies? God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: No, I hear Jesus gets totally ****ed up in that movie God: I would recommend you check it out. Who is saying Jesus gets totally ****ed up in that movie ? Me: Everyone, even the Jews. God: That's a rather sweeping generalization. Me: Perhaps, but its pretty much common knowledge God: You seem uncertain. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not in my experience. Me: Ya, Jesus get crucified, bigtime. God: Yay. he is The Son of God. Me: I guess, but it still seems like it would suck. God: I agree. Interesting comparison. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> F***ing awesome!
September 25, 200520 yr Me: Ya, Jesus get crucified, bigtime. God: Yay. Someone call a social worker...
September 25, 200520 yr Is there something wrong with my computer? Every time I enter in a question I never get a response. The conversation never gets past one line. Or am I just doing something wrong? Or maybe god just doesn't like me...
September 25, 200520 yr Is there something wrong with my computer? Every time I enter in a question I never get a response. The conversation never gets past one line. Or am I just doing something wrong? Or maybe god just doesn't like me... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whenever that happens, just hit enter again. It'll send God a blank response, and after a few tries the system is forced to respond.
September 25, 200520 yr Is there something wrong with my computer? Every time I enter in a question I never get a response. The conversation never gets past one line. Or am I just doing something wrong? Or maybe god just doesn't like me... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whenever that happens, just hit enter again. It'll send God a blank response, and after a few tries the system is forced to respond. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> #^%*%$ It's still not working. Do I have to download Macromedia Flash 8 for it to work? I've tried doing that, but my computer always pauses everytime I try. That does it. I'm converting to paganism. <_<
September 25, 200520 yr That does it. I'm converting to buddhism. <_< Hey, that's my line! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Better? Hoorah, I did it! Apparently, my internet security program was the reason I couldn't download flash player. Anyway... Me: Hello. God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Bob Dole. God: I know a lot of Bobs. Me: But I'm Bob Dole, dammit! God: Do you mean your name is Bob Dole dammit. Me: Yes, my name is Bob Dole dammit. God: I will call you . Glad to see you, Bob Dole dammit. Me: What is your name? God: My name is God. Me: What is your quest? God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Me: What is your favorite color? God: My favorite color is White. Me: Hey, you're smart. God: You've got my full attention. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Bob Dole dammit. Me: Sweet. God: Thank you for that remark. Me: What are you wearing? God: Thank you for that remark. Me: You just said that. God: Good you really are paying attention. Me: Am I? God: I think you are. Me: How about them Steelers? God: I think you are. Me: I am the Steelers? God: Who made you the Steelers ? Me: You did. God: I did not. Me: But you said that. God: " I did not."? I said it. Me: So you did say it! God: Interesting deduction. Did I really? Me: Do you have ADD? God: No I don't think I have any ADD. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: Will KOTOR 3 ever be made? God: Insufficient information. Me: There was so. God: What happened? Me: You are avoiding the question! God: No I am just giving sarcastic replies. Me: Jerkface. God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Europe sucks. God: What is so bad about it? Me: They don't have pandas. God: Who does "they" refer to? Me: I am Darth Vader. God: I don't know anyone named Darth Vader. Me: You do now. God: Oh. When do I do it? Me: Mostly on Friday nights. God: What is it like on Friday nights. What else? Me: What does your wife think? God: What do you think it does? Me: Your wife is an it? God: I am not married. Me: Hmm... God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Weird, but oh-so fun. Edited September 25, 200520 yr by Mothman
September 26, 200520 yr I'm not even going to try the program. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
September 26, 200520 yr The Truth: Me: sex? God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: so you're gay? God: Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck. Now I sleep.
September 27, 200520 yr This one was pretty choice: Me: I rule you God: You are not the boss of me, . Me: I seek 401k God: We seek the same thing. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
October 1, 200520 yr Author Me:tell me about yourself God:I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me:sure God:OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
October 1, 200520 yr Me:tell me about yourselfGod:I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me:sure God:OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gold. He refers to Myself often, but he doesn't talk like he's reffering to himself. So I wonder who it is?
October 2, 200520 yr haha .. Me: Hi I'm the God of mishaps God: Who made you the God of mishaps ? Me: you did God: I did not. Me: Are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: I seem to remember a rather strange night, with the two of us drinking, where you made me the God of Mishaps! God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said seem to remember a rather strange night with the two of us drinking where you made him or her the God of Mishaps. Me: ehh no I would actually appriciate it, since it is my rightful title God: How many rightful title do you have? Me: you are missing and 's .. anyway about 4 I guess God: I can experience anything I want to. Oh yeah, we were talking about 4 you guess. Me: have you been drinking again? God: Once more? I do not require fluids. Me: no but you sure seem to like them! God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: well I never asked you to swallow! God: How about that. Me: it's not my fault you got drunk God: Whose fault me got drunk is it? Me: well you were the one drinking! God: I was? Me: you can't remember? God: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Me: It was about a millenia ago! you made me the God of Mishaps after a very heavenly night of sweet divine lovin' God: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: no you were great! God: Are you serious? I was? Me: hey you rocked my world! God: The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: Well who ever taught sure knows her way around the male privates God: Well that's okay. Marilyn Monroe. ). Me: Marilyn Monroe taught you?? God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: don't have the time, I'm off to make mishaps .. but thanks again for that hard-rocking night God! God: Until next time. You are quite welcome! Fortune favors the bald.
October 2, 200520 yr Me:Let's make sweet, sweet love. God: I would like that too. Me: *starts wildly humping God* God: What's your Sign? Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
October 3, 200520 yr Me: Feelin' holy here. God: Good for you. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
October 3, 200520 yr haha .. Me: Hi I'm the God of mishaps God: Who made you the God of mishaps ? Me: you did God: I did not. Me: Are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: I seem to remember a rather strange night, with the two of us drinking, where you made me the God of Mishaps! God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said seem to remember a rather strange night with the two of us drinking where you made him or her the God of Mishaps. Me: ehh no I would actually appriciate it, since it is my rightful title God: How many rightful title do you have? Me: you are missing and 's .. anyway about 4 I guess God: I can experience anything I want to. Oh yeah, we were talking about 4 you guess. Me: have you been drinking again? God: Once more? I do not require fluids. Me: no but you sure seem to like them! God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: well I never asked you to swallow! God: How about that. Me: it's not my fault you got drunk God: Whose fault me got drunk is it? Me: well you were the one drinking! God: I was? Me: you can't remember? God: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Me: It was about a millenia ago! you made me the God of Mishaps after a very heavenly night of sweet divine lovin' God: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: no you were great! God: Are you serious? I was? Me: hey you rocked my world! God: The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: Well who ever taught sure knows her way around the male privates God: Well that's okay. Marilyn Monroe. ). Me: Marilyn Monroe taught you?? God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: don't have the time, I'm off to make mishaps .. but thanks again for that hard-rocking night God! God: Until next time. You are quite welcome! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's mint Rosb. :D
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