Baldur's gate2

[Qazplm]

Where and how do i meet him?

[Musopticon?]

After you come up from Underdark, you have an encounter with him on the wilderness.

 

Edit: Oh yeah, just to point this out: Kill them all! Rape their minds! Loot their bodies!

[Walsingham]

If it had been a PnP encounter at that point in the game I would physically have eaten the bodies, and melted down their kit. I hate that fething elf.

[Judge Hades]

I hate cameos.

[Walsingham]

I'd never heard of the guy until BG1. This twit turns up saying something about a 'merry dance' and I swear to God it was hate at first sight. Him turning up in BG2 was just a huge fething insult. However what was worse was

weedy mates turning up after the second time in unkillable form and taking away his gear AGAIN.

I'm normally a very placid chap, but my blood was boiling that day. Unbelievably lame.

[Judge Hades]

Its Bioware.

[Walsingham]

Are they Drizzt fanbois, or something?

[Judge Hades]

No, they like bad design decisions.

[Walsingham]

No, they like bad design decisions.

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other examples?

[213374U]

Darth Malak.

[Lord Tingeling]

Darth Malak was like, the deepest villain EVAR.

[Walsingham]

Haven't played KoToR, to my lasting shame.

 

I'd buy an expansion where I hunted Drizzt across the face of the Realms with a pack of dogs, and then deconstructed his floppy-haired drow posterior on a molecular level.

 

NOTE: unreasoning hatred like this is the product of trying to see other people's views.

[213374U]

Darth Malak was like, the deepest villain EVAR.

Well, I was referring more to his ability to become invincible for as long as it was convenient for plot reasons, disregarding regular game mechanics.

 

But yeah, that too. "

[Walsingham]

Darth Malak was like, the deepest villain EVAR.

Well, I was referring more to his ability to become invincible for as long as it was convenient for plot reasons, disregarding regular game mechanics.

 

But yeah, that too. "

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*grits teeth*

 

Yes that would really bug me.

 

Major BG2 spoiler:

 

 

 

 

That bint in BG2 who begins by helping you out. I figured by the end of the first arc that she was evil, and had gathered the bhaalspawn for execution. The fact I was never given the opportunity to kill her just made it more clear.

 

 

I much perfered the Morrowind tactic of letting you kill anyone you liked, but letting you know you had scuppered the main plotline. You could go on playing if you liked, but could not complete the main story.

[Deraldin]

Haven't played KoToR, to my lasting shame.

 

I'd buy an expansion where I hunted Drizzt across the face of the Realms with a pack of dogs, and then deconstructed his floppy-haired drow posterior on a molecular level.

 

NOTE: unreasoning hatred like this is the product of trying to see other people's views.

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I think someone should actually make this game. They would get truckloads of money! You could get both the Drizzt haters and lovers in the same game with the same basic plot if you have two choices for characters.

 

For those that like Drizzt, you're actually hunting an imposter who is sullying your good name. "

 

And for the people that hate him you are some random dude chasing the real Drizzt with a pack of dogs for no real reason other than you hate him for some unknown reason. :cool:

[Walsingham]

What if you keep the random other guy in both versions, but in one you want to get there first to kill him, and in the other you want to warn him? (w00t)

[213374U]

But only if I can skin Elminster and the rest of the munchkins. )

[Deraldin]

What if you keep the random other guy in both versions, but in one you want to get there first to kill him, and in the other you want to warn him?  (w00t)

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Interesting. I hadn't thought of that. In that case the only change from "hater" to "lover" plot lines would be you hearing that someone is trying to kill Drizzt...

[Walsingham]

But only if I can skin Elminster and the rest of the munchkins.  )

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Yes.... we will make rich fineries to sell to people. I shall make slippers from Elminster's nostrils. Mmm... snug.

[Deraldin]

But only if I can skin Elminster and the rest of the munchkins.  )

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Yes.... we will make rich fineries to sell to people. I shall make slippers from Elminster's nostrils. Mmm... snug.

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Human skin armour?

[Walsingham]

But only if I can skin Elminster and the rest of the munchkins.  )

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Yes.... we will make rich fineries to sell to people. I shall make slippers from Elminster's nostrils. Mmm... snug.

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Human skin armour?

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Nah. I reckon it would just be 20% cold resistance or somesuch. :cool:

 

Speaking of the human skin armour, I gave it to Montaron. He looked so cute in pink!

[Deraldin]

Nah. I reckon it would just be 20% cold resistance or somesuch.  :cool:

 

Speaking of the human skin armour, I gave it to Montaron. He looked so cute in pink!

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Montaron? I thought the Human skin armour was only in BG2.