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Alex Trebek: Well, Sean, let's see what you wrote. (screen shows Connery's answer) I'm sorry Alex.

 

Sean Connery: (somber) That I am.

 

Alex Trebek: (surprised) Wow.

 

Sean Connery: I know I give you a hard time, but it's all in good fun. I mean, you know that, don't you?

 

Alex Trebek: (pretending to know) Uhh

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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Is this thread complaining about Russel Crowe as an actor, or just his accent? I could care less if his accent is correct, he's a good actor and he's done some great movies in the last few years.

 

LA Confidential, Mystery Alaska, Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, and Master and Commander...I'm probably leaving some out.

 

I also don't care if he's an a-hole in real life. I go to the theatre to be entertained, not to leave saying "what a nice guy that actor is."

Posted
Kiwis say "sex fesh un' cheps", Aussies say "si-ix fi-ish ind chi-ips". Yarpies (South Africans) say "Ya, sux f'sh 'n ch'ps".

 

Just like Canadians say "oot und aboot".

 

Only newfies say it like that. The majority of anglophone canadians say it more like "oat n aboat"

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Pen!s Mightier.

 

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

 

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my pen!s, man?

 

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

 

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Pen!s Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

 

Alex Trebek: It's not a Pen!s Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

 

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Pen!s Mightiers?

 

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

 

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

 

EDIT: Why are we allowed to write vagina but not pen!s?

Posted

Thanks SoE, this is good fun! :D

 

As for Pen!s vs vagina; Help! Help! We're being oppressed! :ph34r:

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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