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Oh man, this was just great. I'm serious, read this thread! I'm still laughing. :Eldar's wiping tears of laughter from his eyes icon:

 

I would comment more, but I don't want to spoil the joke for those who read the link.

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*checks the levels*

 

Now that's a serious case of non-living. Beez.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Oh man, this was just great.  I'm serious, read this thread!  I'm still laughing.  :Eldar's wiping tears of laughter from his eyes icon:

 

I would comment more, but I don't want to spoil the joke for those who read the link.

 

Hahaha! It's only a day old and it's already everywhere. :-

That too. :-

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Thank god, my mom doesn

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Otherwise she'd find your well cataloged hentai archives? :-

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

What is this "hentai" you speak of? Is it something that would rape my pure and innocent mind?

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Pardon me if I wrongly question the truth behind your words.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

This is the future we're seeing right there.

 

 

IN THE LIVINGROOM, CA 2020

 

-Mom!! Dad pwnd me again!

-Oh, you just wait, in a few years w you will be as OMFG1337!!1010 as your father.

-ROFLMAO No he wont, his skillz are totally l3ws!!

-FFS, dad!!

-What? Im only telling yu0 teh truth n00b.. I mean son.

-I wont have that from you, honey. Be nice or there will be no :* tonight.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Hahahaha Fried Green Tomatos. Oh, man. This really made my day. Thanks, Deraldin.

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Pardon me if I wrongly question the truth behind your words.

 

You

This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

This is the future we're seeing right there.

IN THE LIVINGROOM, CA 2020

-Mom!! Dad pwnd me again!

-Oh, you just wait, in a few years w you will be as OMFG1337!!1010 as your father.

-ROFLMAO No he wont, his skillz are totally l3ws!!

-FFS, dad!!

-What? Im only telling yu0 teh truth n00b..  I mean son.

-I wont have that from you, honey. Be nice or there will be no :p tonight.

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Option 2

Option 3

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No, I was more thinking of getting a Brazilian baby :p"

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Excellent film!

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And she's two levels above him!

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No, I was more thinking of getting a Brazilian baby :)"

:luck::o Bah!! That picture is evil! Get it away!

 

Is it from that movie you linked to? If so i sure dont wanna see that movie :lol:"

No, that is in fact one of the many

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Then why is it a Brazilian baby?

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Aha!

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Evil looking little tyke, isn't he?

 

EDIT: Okay, okay, we're getting off topic. Every now and then I get busted by the members for getting off topic myself. Let me just say, to get back on topic, that I would never post anything on these boards if I actually thought my wife would see it. She literally hates the idea that I might post anything about us on the net. SO, if she read a message board, I definitely wouldn't post in it. I could lose a lot more than a week's worth of gaming. On the other hand, she doesn't go to message boards, so I should be safe.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:
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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

Evil looking little tyke, isn't he?

 

EDIT:  Okay, okay, we're getting off topic.  Every now and then I get busted by the members for getting off topic myself.  Let me just say, to get back on topic, that I would never post anything on these boards if I actually thought my wife would see it.  She literally hates the idea that I might post anything about us on the net.  SO, if she read a message board, I definitely wouldn't post in it.  I could lose a lot more than a week's worth of gaming.  On the other hand, she doesn't go to message boards, so I should be safe.

 

 

Until she figures out how to use a computer and looks at the History file on yours. :ph34r:

eh my family (excepting my brother) has no clue what a "Board" is or even what a "forum" is, I should be safe.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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