I saw flat lurking around a few days ago...

Why would GoA be leaving?

Dunno, but this is what he said:

 

Not really back. Just popped in to post my hockey pool thread (which no one seems interested in) so I'm out again.

 

Hope you have a fun school year though.

Okay, I guess I'll do some more TOMBS reports. Who all needs one again?

I think Groin of Despair needs one. And this is the first post where rules were posted:

 

http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?sh...ic=36187&st=75#

 

The rules have no doubt evolved from there.

Dunno, but this is what he said:

 

Not really back. Just popped in to post my hockey pool thread (which no one seems interested in) so I'm out again.

 

Hope you have a fun school year though.

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oooo, thats really kinda sad :'(

Okay, I guess I'll do some more TOMBS reports.  Who all needs one again?

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I was under the impression 2 people had already asked. "

gimme some sugar eldar! common you know you want to!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean that in a completly nonsexual way

USER :

 

GroinofDespair

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ATTRIBUTES :

Intelligence: 4 - He sounds like a smarty! He's a bit weird, though, so who knows?

Wits: 4 - Dry, strange, and downright alien wits.

Will: 2 - He is friend of the shadows and does not stand the field long. He is a stealth poster, not a stamina one.

Chutzpah: 3 - doesn't take a lot of chances, but he's willing to say some off the wall stuff. Plus, anyone who has a jock strap as an avatar has to have some chutzpah.

Charisma: 2 - Few know of the mysterious stranger, and virtually no one knows him.

Manipulation: 3 - He doesn't appear to have much by way of manipulative skillz, but I did make a card for the guy.

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SKILLS :

Artful Dodging: 5 - Attack, and he is not there. Defend, but where? He is a shadow.

Derailing: 3 - He stays on topic, in a strangely off topic sort of way.

Flaming: 1 - He fears the light casting flame. His attack is cold, not hot.

Humor: 1/5 - He doesn't appear to have a sense of humor... or is it he who laughs at us?

Naysaying: 6 - GroinofDespair lives in the world of perpetual shadow. Ya think he might have a handle on NaySaying!

Lurking: 6 - Shadows hide behind GroinofDespair.

Netiquette: 5 - He has as much as I do, since I don't know what it is. *shrug*

Nitpicking: 1 - A spirit from the realm of darkness just doesn't give a crap about nitpicking.

On-topic: 4 - He stays on topic, but even on topic he's a little off.

Quoting: 1 - The darkness always remembers, but it need no quote.

Thread Creation: 0 - GroinofDespair has no need to start topics. He infests the dark corners of night, infesting the hearts of men and twisting them to create topics for him.

Word-Play: 4 - His voice is oddly compelling, his words oddly poetic. He is not silver tongued, but his voice is rich and shadowy.

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BACKGROUNDS :

Fame: 1 - No one knows the mysterious stranger.

Respect: 1 - You're lucky to see him, how can you respect him?

Net Access: 3 - Not enough information for a full assessment.

Dupe Accounts 3 - Where there is no proof, there is no accusation.

Spellmar: 3 - Spellmar is a jackass.

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MERITS/FLAWS :

Dark Soul - Who is GroinofDespair? What is his agenda? Who knows his motives? Is it true: a girl, a one night stand, and an unwanted pregnancy? Can Spirits impregnate women? I don't know, but the guy gives me the eebie jeebies.

Cloaking Device: Groin doesn't hide, he simply ceases to exist for a time.

Okay, next Calax and Darque.

Okay, next Calax and Darque.

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Toss me in line. Your card game got me interested in these things.

USER :

 

Calax

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ATTRIBUTES :

Intelligence: 3

USER :

 

Darque

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ATTRIBUTES :

Intelligence: 3

..but I'll start whipping out T.O.M.B.S. reports like there's no tomorrow..

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"Go on Eldar - whip it out."

Awww Eldar forgot that I was the one who started the Pantheon.

Do me.

 

...And call me next day.

 

And I want flowers too...

 

And anime.

Who all needs one again?

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Yes please .

 

Okay its fine if you can't do one for me, I guess im not as well known round here as I should be, or if im a part of the simulation yet :ph34r:

Awww Eldar forgot that I was the one who started the Pantheon.

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Goodness, you're right. I've edited my TOMBS report to reflect this important fact!

USER :

 

Kirottu

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ATTRIBUTES :

Intelligence: 2

Do me next!

USER :

 

kumquatq3

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ATTRIBUTES :

Intelligence: 4

You're next, Pixies.

Do me?

USER :

 

thepixiesrock

 

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ATTRIBUTES :

Intelligence: 3

I'm going on strike until I get my own damned report! :madr: :Eldar's angry look when he's not really angry icon: