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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALEY!

Kaftan Barlast
in Way Off-Topic

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The three gentlebodies were seated in the cosy little drawing room of Baley manor for a

quiet celebration before the evenings grand feast. "More tea?" asked Mr. Baley.

"Oh, no Dragos boy. I couldnt bear you serving us on your own birthday!" Mr. Barlast

replied and took the kettle from his hands. "Could I interest you gentlemen in some

fine, fresh spam? I just got it at the butcher's this morning" wondered miss Launch,

who was wearing her best, albeit false, sideburns to honor the occasion. "Oh spam!

My favorite!" said Mr. Baley and allowed Mr Barlast to place a generous slice on his plate.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Heh...

 

Oh, and happy birthday.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

One year closer to the grave, Baley.

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:lol: @ Kaftan

 

That's so awesome! Although, everyone now knows that these totally sweet sideburns are fake >_<:-"

 

Hope you have a great day Baley... sweet 16! :thumbsup:

 

DL

 

P.S.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

One year closer to the grave, Baley.

 

Indeed.

 

Poor me.

 

Well I've just had some cake and I'm holding a glass of champagne.

 

Cheers.

 

Thanks guys.

Well I've just had some cake and I'm holding a glass of champagne.

 

You better not drink it or I

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Me and alcohol?Never.

 

I'm just holding it for my dad,yes that's it.

La multi ani, Baley! >_< (??? Is that right? :thumbsup: )

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

Heh,yes that's right. :thumbsup:

 

Thanks.

Happy birthday, Baley!!! :D :lol:>_<:thumbsup: I brought you a present! Hope you like it. :-

 

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^^ The ultimate present!!

 

Happy Birthday Baley!! (w00t) :thumbsup:>_<

Thanks guys.

 

But what I received earlier today was the ultimate presant.

A birthday *thread*! Now why didn't I think of that?

 

Happy birthday! (again)

 

Congratulations on turning WAY younger than I am and on making me feel like I'm close to retirement. :thumbsup:

Please review my fanfic!

Atton's Redemption

Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up!

 

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DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital

Thanks guys.

 

But what I received earlier today was the ultimate presant.

Is what you're referring to, what I think you're referring to? :D

 

DL

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

But what I received earlier today was the ultimate presant.

 

Usually that happens later today...

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Congratulations on turning WAY younger than I am and on making me feel like I'm close to retirement. :thumbsup:

 

Blame my parents.I do

 

 

Is what you're referring to, what I think you're referring to?  :D

Yes it is.

 

Of course I won't post it you don't want me too.

Post it!!!

 

Please?

 

What, did DL show up in a cake, or something? (just kidding, DL)

Haw haw haw...

 

You guys mean sex, right?

 

 

 

 

 

The answers sex, right?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I have only one thing to say:

 

Happy Birthday Baley :thumbsup:

"I'm pretty sure if they took all the porn off the internet there'd only be one site left, and it'd be called 'Bring back the porn'" - Perry Cox

Haw haw haw...

 

you guys mean sex, right?

 

 

 

 

 

The answers sex, right?

No

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

you guys mean sex, right?

 

 

 

 

 

The answers sex, right?

 

:thumbsup: No! Not our young and innocent Baley.

 

He probably got new computer or something. >_<

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Booze. The present is booze.

 

 

Happy birthday Baley, don't get too drunk!

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S.. se.. oh, good heavens! I cant even make myself

say the word. Its just so awful and unladylike!

 

 

 

And if you must know, I too am feeling a bit tipsy right now.. ha ha!

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Nah,this is the present.

 

Launch did the characters and Kaftan colored and added the backgound.

 

It's trully awesome.

 

 

I did also get some pc upgrades,sneakers and a gamepad,but they come second.

 

 

PS:I don't get drunk easily,we do have our VTM game tonight,maybe some beer.

PS:I don't get drunk easily,we do have our VTM game tonight,maybe some beer.

 

So... You

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