Kaftan Barlast Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 The three gentlebodies were seated in the cosy little drawing room of Baley manor for a quiet celebration before the evenings grand feast. "More tea?" asked Mr. Baley. "Oh, no Dragos boy. I couldnt bear you serving us on your own birthday!" Mr. Barlast replied and took the kettle from his hands. "Could I interest you gentlemen in some fine, fresh spam? I just got it at the butcher's this morning" wondered miss Launch, who was wearing her best, albeit false, sideburns to honor the occasion. "Oh spam! My favorite!" said Mr. Baley and allowed Mr Barlast to place a generous slice on his plate. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Heh... Oh, and happy birthday. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 One year closer to the grave, Baley. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 @ Kaftan That's so awesome! Although, everyone now knows that these totally sweet sideburns are fake " Hope you have a great day Baley... sweet 16! DL P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 One year closer to the grave, Baley. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed. Poor me. Well I've just had some cake and I'm holding a glass of champagne. Cheers. Thanks guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Well I've just had some cake and I'm holding a glass of champagne. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You better not drink it or I This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Me and alcohol?Never. I'm just holding it for my dad,yes that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 La multi ani, Baley! (??? Is that right? ) "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Heh,yes that's right. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Happy birthday, Baley!!! :D I brought you a present! Hope you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 ^^ The ultimate present!! Happy Birthday Baley!! (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Thanks guys. But what I received earlier today was the ultimate presant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadow Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 A birthday *thread*! Now why didn't I think of that? Happy birthday! (again) Congratulations on turning WAY younger than I am and on making me feel like I'm close to retirement. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Thanks guys. But what I received earlier today was the ultimate presant. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is what you're referring to, what I think you're referring to? :D DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 But what I received earlier today was the ultimate presant. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Usually that happens later today... This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Congratulations on turning WAY younger than I am and on making me feel like I'm close to retirement. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blame my parents.I do Is what you're referring to, what I think you're referring to? :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes it is. Of course I won't post it you don't want me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Post it!!! Please? What, did DL show up in a cake, or something? (just kidding, DL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Haw haw haw... You guys mean sex, right? The answers sex, right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipside Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I have only one thing to say: Happy Birthday Baley "I'm pretty sure if they took all the porn off the internet there'd only be one site left, and it'd be called 'Bring back the porn'" - Perry Cox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Haw haw haw... you guys mean sex, right? The answers sex, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 you guys mean sex, right? The answers sex, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No! Not our young and innocent Baley. He probably got new computer or something. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Booze. The present is booze. Happy birthday Baley, don't get too drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 S.. se.. oh, good heavens! I cant even make myself say the word. Its just so awful and unladylike! And if you must know, I too am feeling a bit tipsy right now.. ha ha! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Nah,this is the present. Launch did the characters and Kaftan colored and added the backgound. It's trully awesome. I did also get some pc upgrades,sneakers and a gamepad,but they come second. PS:I don't get drunk easily,we do have our VTM game tonight,maybe some beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 PS:I don't get drunk easily,we do have our VTM game tonight,maybe some beer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So... You This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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