Do you speak Mongolian? Are there any Somalis on this board? You have to work with what you've got, people!

 

How about the Faroe Islands?

No I don't speak mongolian, in my imagination I have a fully armed army ready to do my bidding on my secret island base that nobody knows about :ph34r: kinda like stormy from Sealab 2021

How about the Faroe Islands?

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They're technically part of the Kingdom, but doesn't want to be really, yet they refused to drop out of the Kingdom once they heard that the money would stop flowing in. :D

Heard & McDonald Islands ?

Why not just go to Somoa?

 

Or Aruba! (The Dutch can't stop us!)

Heard & McDonald Islands ?

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Sounds like a good idea. We can set up an island-sized brothel on Shag Island and gain income through the "tourism". "

 

All citizens would have free passes, of course.

Penguins in the Arctic?

 

 

As for taking over other countries, we shouldn't have a problem...as long as we focus on a country that doesn't have video games. Our exposure to the murder simulators would enable us to conquer virtually any piece of underdeveloped land in the world.

 

In fact, I'd wager that any armed forces that haven't yet used the murder simulators wouldn't stand a chance. I've killed so many people I'd make an ace Sniper. Just give me an AWP and I'd blast so many of the foreign army's troops they'd think I was wall-hacking.

Let's conquer some place warm. Like Hell for instance.

That's where we're going with all of our murder simulator time ^_^

 

Lets get somewhere else first in the meantime

That's where we're going with all of our murder simulator time ^_^

 

Lets get somewhere else first in the meantime

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Not only will the murder simulators help us conquer, the mass-murder simulators (what some refer to as Strategy games) will help us with out ability to tectically plan pitched battles, and the murdering and lying simulators (RPGs) will help us with espionage.

 

With all the skill we gain from those simulators, I'm surprised armies worldwide don't send all their recruits to gain similar skills in boot disk camp.

But, man it's Hell! Paradise of Vices, Pit of Pleasure without the grinding teeth when we rule. It'd be great.

Don't forget that some of the mass-murder simulators also double as diplomacy simulators!

But, man it's Hell! Paradise of Vices, Pit of Pleasure without the grinding teeth when we rule. It'd be great.

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If we invaded Elysium instead we wouldn't have to do as much renovation, though. And since everyone there is up for a party, the indigenous people would be a whole lot more amenable to our new reigime than all the fun-hating Monotheists that are in hell. "

Do you speak Mongolian?

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Tiim

I'm not invading Hell. Too spiky.

 

What about Tuvalu? All we have to do is convince them to drop out of the Commonwealth. They don't even have a defence force.

But I want Hell!

But I want Hell!

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The great thing about war is that wherever you go, you bring hell with you.

But I want Hell!

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The great thing about war is that wherever you go, you bring hell with you.

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Steve for morale officer! Muso can be a crazed buffalo.

*snort*

As long as I get to killz0rs peeps I don't care. The murder simulators have built up a lot of rage in me.

 

 

Now where did I leave my plastic bag???

Penguins in the Arctic?

What can I say, I read it on a Canadian blog, where they were whining about going to war with Denmark (as if). I should have known better, of course.

As long as I get to killz0rs peeps I don't care.  The murder simulators have built up a lot of rage in me.

 

 

Now where did I leave my plastic bag???

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You could use clingwrap.

 

(ten points for anyone who gets the reference)

No points for me

 

Penguins, What, Where?

Please refrain from posting images out of NGE. Even if they just potrayed the pet. That series is evil.