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Do you speak Mongolian? Are there any Somalis on this board? You have to work with what you've got, people! :thumbsup:

 

How about the Faroe Islands?

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

No I don't speak mongolian, in my imagination I have a fully armed army ready to do my bidding on my secret island base that nobody knows about :ph34r: kinda like stormy from Sealab 2021

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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How about the Faroe Islands?

They're technically part of the Kingdom, but doesn't want to be really, yet they refused to drop out of the Kingdom once they heard that the money would stop flowing in. :D

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Why not just go to Somoa?

 

Or Aruba! (The Dutch can't stop us!)

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

 

Sounds like a good idea. We can set up an island-sized brothel on Shag Island and gain income through the "tourism". :-"

 

All citizens would have free passes, of course. :huh:

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

Penguins in the Arctic?

 

 

As for taking over other countries, we shouldn't have a problem...as long as we focus on a country that doesn't have video games. Our exposure to the murder simulators would enable us to conquer virtually any piece of underdeveloped land in the world.

 

In fact, I'd wager that any armed forces that haven't yet used the murder simulators wouldn't stand a chance. I've killed so many people I'd make an ace Sniper. Just give me an AWP and I'd blast so many of the foreign army's troops they'd think I was wall-hacking.

Let's conquer some place warm. Like Hell for instance.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

That's where we're going with all of our murder simulator time ^_^

 

Lets get somewhere else first in the meantime :huh:

That's where we're going with all of our murder simulator time ^_^

 

Lets get somewhere else first in the meantime :huh:

 

Not only will the murder simulators help us conquer, the mass-murder simulators (what some refer to as Strategy games) will help us with out ability to tectically plan pitched battles, and the murdering and lying simulators (RPGs) will help us with espionage.

 

With all the skill we gain from those simulators, I'm surprised armies worldwide don't send all their recruits to gain similar skills in boot disk camp.

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

But, man it's Hell! Paradise of Vices, Pit of Pleasure without the grinding teeth when we rule. It'd be great.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Don't forget that some of the mass-murder simulators also double as diplomacy simulators!

But, man it's Hell! Paradise of Vices, Pit of Pleasure without the grinding teeth when we rule. It'd be great.

If we invaded Elysium instead we wouldn't have to do as much renovation, though. And since everyone there is up for a party, the indigenous people would be a whole lot more amenable to our new reigime than all the fun-hating Monotheists that are in hell. :huh:"

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

I'm not invading Hell. Too spiky.

 

What about Tuvalu? All we have to do is convince them to drop out of the Commonwealth. They don't even have a defence force.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

But I want Hell!

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

But I want Hell!

The great thing about war is that wherever you go, you bring hell with you. :p

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

But I want Hell!

The great thing about war is that wherever you go, you bring hell with you. :p

 

 

Steve for morale officer! Muso can be a crazed buffalo.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

*snort*

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

As long as I get to killz0rs peeps I don't care. The murder simulators have built up a lot of rage in me.

 

 

Now where did I leave my plastic bag???

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Penguins in the Arctic?

What can I say, I read it on a Canadian blog, where they were whining about going to war with Denmark (as if). I should have known better, of course.

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

As long as I get to killz0rs peeps I don't care.  The murder simulators have built up a lot of rage in me.

 

 

Now where did I leave my plastic bag???

 

You could use clingwrap.

 

(ten points for anyone who gets the reference)

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

No points for me :p

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Penguins, What, Where?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Please refrain from posting images out of NGE. Even if they just potrayed the pet. That series is evil.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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