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Man can he act...  :(

Quiet you... he doesn't need to act when he looks like that... :blink:

 

DL

 

 

I hate to do this, but this has gone on for too long.

 

 

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:D

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
Don't you mean he can't act...

He's quite capable of acting

 

DL

 

 

Says you.

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Posted
Ill give it that my tastes seem to differ from you guys.... :-"

 

I don't know, your taste in cars seems pretty nice.

 

Whoops, I'm spamming my own thread again! Hold on:

 

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Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders, CSI. :p

 

 

Better. :rolleyes:

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Posted

 

(Photo of Kate Winslet)

 

I HATE YOU!

 

 

 

Hush, just breathe.. slowly.. align your heart chakra.. you must learn to accept Kate Winslet and forget that she sold out and did Titanic. Focus.. breathe..

 

 

repeat after me.. ..I forgive you Kate.. I know you were young and needed the money... I will not project anything some scandinavian said onto Kate winslet herself..

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

Now we agree. She's hot.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Keanu was absolutely horrid in Much Ado about Nothing, but decent in films like the Devil's Advocate and Hardball. Overall he is a pretty mediocre actor.

Posted

He's so mediocre that it's almost sad. Even more than The Jaw Affleck.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Affleck chooses bad scripts. In a few movies he is actually quite good, especially when he works with Kevin Smith.

 

Check out Good Will Hunting, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jersey Girl.

 

I've also heard really good things about Truth, Justice and the American Way that he just finished filming with Adrian Brody.

Posted

I liked Good Will Hunting and Dogma, but his roleplay there wasn't what I'd call good. He can act, that's for sure.

 

I think I've seen Chasing Amy, but never heard of Jersey Girl. Any good?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

No one is perfect. :(

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted
I liked Good Will Hunting and Dogma, but his roleplay there wasn't what I'd call good. He can act, that's for sure.

 

I think I've seen Chasing Amy, but never heard of Jersey Girl. Any good?

Jersey Girl is Kevin Smith's latest film, and considerably more mature than most of his work. Picture Jersery Girl, but less vulgar, and add a small child to the mix.

 

Chasing Amy happens to be one of my favorite movies of all time. If you don't quite recall it, I heavily recommend you rent it or pick up the DVD.

Posted
Jersey Girl is Kevin Smith's latest film, and considerably more mature than most of his work.  Picture Jersery Girl, but less vulgar, and add a small child to the mix.

 

 

Something is not quite right in this sentense.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

I'm dyslexic and often type things other than what I'm thinking.

 

Jersey Girl is akin to Chasing Amy, but less vulgar, and with a kid.

Posted

Ah, sorry then. Thanks.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Keanu Reeves and Bun Afflock are both typical Hollywood "actors" they get paid to look good on screen. It has nothing to do with acting since they just play themselves.

 

 

 

It was so sad when James Bond shot Sopie Marceau in that film :( he could have just judochopped her a little and taken the detonator but no, he shoots her in the stomach from point blank range. Another example of needless cruelty towards female villains.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
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DL - Now imagine you are the girl in that pic :) .

 

p.s. Keanu Reeves can act...

      somewhat...

 

uh... i'm picturing it.... but i don't like it! :)

 

sure i'd give him a hug, but it wouldn't go any further! :thumbsup:

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

Posted
Keanu Reeves and Bun Afflock are both typical Hollywood "actors" they get paid to look good on screen. It has nothing to do with acting since they just play themselves.

 

 

 

It was so sad when James Bond shot Sopie Marceau in that film :wub: he could have just judochopped her a little and taken the detonator but no, he shoots her in the stomach from point blank range. Another example of needless cruelty towards female villains.

 

*sigh*

 

Here we go again... :wub:"

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