I have a problem, and you guys might be able to help. See, I like girls, but I don't ever want to get married and have little kiddies. How to tackle?

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How about openly telling women you don't want much of a relationship right now, or cruise the college-girl/party ranks.

Those are all good advice. I particularly like the sound of paying for "visitations", though that whole college-girl business could be a nice start (I'm getting too old already).

Just be up front. Women aren't stupid. Some of them are quite happy with shallow one-dimensional relationships. I knew a colleague who had two mistresses and a wife ... I think that's a dumb life, but others seemed to think he was having fun. (I don't know what he thought, I only met the berk once.)

Definition:

 

Mistress - n. Something between a Mister and a Matress.

Y'see, you do have some wit there.

I have a problem, and you guys might be able to help. See, I like girls, but I don't ever want to get married and have little kiddies. How to tackle?

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Yes. You have a problem...

I've actually been curious about this topic as well, since not a single one of my current group of friends is in to this kind of thing, and in my entire life only two other guys have ever been in to RPing.