June 22, 200520 yr Ah, you can fix that like you fix consoles... With this. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
June 24, 200520 yr Kill the mouse and remove the bloody corpse from your printer. Then give the printer a quick wipe and continue using it. You may be thinking "But that's evil ! I can't kill a poor defenceless mouse!" Ah, but you're wrong, killing the mouse is neutral, not evil, for the following reasons: 1. It serves your purposes, and isn't a random killing. 2. Your alignment meter doesn't shift to DS when you do it, so it must be OK. 3. You're aware of the possibility that this might be evil, therefore it can't be. 4. Killing a few mice now is necessary in order to avert a greater threat, the True Threat, which is expected to arrive any day now, honestly. So go on, splat that pesky rodent with a smile on your lips and a song in your heart. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
June 24, 200520 yr The mouse is only a scout!!! That justifies it!! Kill it before it gets out and brings out all its evil battalion
June 25, 200520 yr My answer to anything techinical is CTR-ALT-DEL. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
June 25, 200520 yr My answer to anything techinical is CTR-ALT-DEL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ALT+F4 more like, solves all your problems
June 26, 200520 yr Author I've also seen a snake foolishly climb into a PC power supply to keep warm. I'm guessing you guys don't want to see that pic.
June 26, 200520 yr The mouse had it coming -- that's what they get in return for an ability to breed so fast. That splitting maul next to a picture of a mouse is more than disturbing, though. I've only seen ants in computers so far... Snakes and mice in a same computer would be interesting.
June 26, 200520 yr have you gotten it out yet? :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lets hope so, for the printers sake, no point in wasting quality technology. :D
June 27, 200520 yr I've also seen a snake foolishly climb into a PC power supply to keep warm. I'm guessing you guys don't want to see that pic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> show us please Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
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