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What was so special about Mar 4 2005, 05:45 PM where the most users online were 1,225?


Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


Why did Black Isle have to die?


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


Do people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

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If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underwear on the outside?


Why do you park on driveways, and drive on parkways?


Why is a box on a ship cargo, but in a car, it's a shipment?


Why do you put your two cents in, but get a penny for your thoughts?


If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to a pan?


Why is bra singular but panties plural?


etc, etc, etc.

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Where does the internet come from?


And how might I turn it off? :thumbsup:

"I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum."

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Is friendly fire really friendly?


It's just another way to say fratricide.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

--John Stewart Mill--


"Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns."

--Black Hawk Down--


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