April 17, 200520 yr Author The two paintings used are: "Hell" 1450 Oil on wood, 115 x 69,5 cm Mus DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 17, 200520 yr Author This is my new favorite. It slowly creeps up on you and stabs you in the face. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 17, 200520 yr This is my new favorite. It slowly creeps up on you and stabs you in the face. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The horror! Is that David Hasslehoff? This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
April 17, 200520 yr and more importantly .. what's up with your Hasselhof fetich?? Fortune favors the bald.
April 17, 200520 yr Come on guys, you know you love him. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
April 17, 200520 yr Author I dont know, I made it for Rosbjerg. But if he doesnt want it then shure, just ask him. But you hav to host it yourself, Im only paying for my own bandwidth. David Hasselhoff is my idol. When I grow up, Im going to have twice his chesthair. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 17, 200520 yr David Hasselhoff is my idol. When I grow up, Im going to have twice his chesthair. I'm not even sure that's remotely possible But at least you can dream,can't you?
April 17, 200520 yr I dont know, I made it for Rosbjerg. But if he doesnt want it then shure, just ask him. But you hav to host it yourself, Im only paying for my own bandwidth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well it *is* your peice of art! but I'm trying to make a Zen Buddhist sig now .. but I really stink! hehe ..but pratice never hurts (in this regard)! So wether draakh_kimera can use your Sig or not depends on my words, then I say let him! Fortune favors the bald.
April 17, 200520 yr The nazi sig is the best one, hands down. I doubt anyone would be allowed to use it here, though. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
April 18, 200520 yr Why not? " kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
April 18, 200520 yr I believe it's too large. 125x600 is the max size allowed. " - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
April 18, 200520 yr Author these people have no respect for the integrity of fine art. Thats why I bring you this fine piece right here: simple, yet elegant in its glorious salute of the worlds last remaining oldschool communist dictatorship. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 18, 200520 yr :D damn you really don't take anything serious do you?? ^_^ Fortune favors the bald.
April 18, 200520 yr these people have no respect for the integrity of fine art. Thats why I bring you this fine piece right here: simple, yet elegant in its glorious salute of the worlds last remaining oldschool communist dictatorship. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's the font you're using there? I have something quite tasteless, but I can't find a good font for the text. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
April 18, 200520 yr The soldier on the left doesn't match the rest of the picture colorwise. 9/30 -- NEVER FORGET!
April 18, 200520 yr Author damn you really don't take anything serious do you?? ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, not really. :D Reveilled>The font is just ordinary "Impact" Sarjahumarja> you are correct but I dont really care... bloody hell, ok, ill fix it! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 18, 200520 yr Author That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 18, 200520 yr That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brownified! Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
April 18, 200520 yr That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brownified! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't really read the brown text...
April 18, 200520 yr That caused a certain amount of girlish giggling on part of yours truly. But the red text doesnt go well, red on dark grey causes this annoying optical effect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brownified! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't really read the brown text... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dark Redified! Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
April 18, 200520 yr Author Nope, still unreadable. You need to use either drop shadow or outer glow with black in order to darken the image around the text so it becomes readable. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
April 18, 200520 yr Nope, still unreadable. You need to use either drop shadow or outer glow with black in order to darken the image around the text so it becomes readable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I can read it, and now I'm feeling lazy, and I can't remember how to drop shadow, so...nah. Maybe later. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
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