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My LA manager and I have realised the economic potential found in people of your ilk.. I mean, character.

 

 

Here you have a fine sample of the art in question.

 

 

 

"A really famous jedi and not just a random painting of mine where the model could be interpeted as wearing something that just might be a jedi robe" by Kaftan Barlast, world famous artist

 

 

To recieve a limited edition signed litograph of this painting or another of my upcomming series, please contact me via PM.

 

 

For just the measly price of 4000 USD! But that is not where it ends! Extra options are available as below.

 

 

Enhanced cleavage +500 USD

Premium cleavage +1000 USD

Partial nudity +1500 USD

Full frontal nudity +2000 USD

 

 

extra lewd custom options are available on demand.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

I'll drive cheap danish beer to your door for the full frontal nudity! aah?? aahh?? :rolleyes:

Fortune favors the bald.

Posted
extra lewd custom options are available on demand.

Elaborate.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Posted

Gee, I wonder how long this thread will last...

Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

Posted
extra lewd custom options are available on demand.

Elaborate.

 

 

Leather, whips(extra if you want a saberwhip), pickles, chains ..tentacles. That sort of thing.

 

 

 

Rosjberg> Sure. It's only about 1100 kilometers as the crow flies from K

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

and I live in Jylland .. so it's even further ..

 

but I know how crazy you swedes get when you don't get your cheap imports! and I don't want that to happen you know .. just trying to be nice here! :nuke:

Fortune favors the bald.

Posted
and I live in Jylland .. so it's even further ..

 

but I know how crazy you swedes get when you don't get your cheap imports! and I don't want that to happen you know .. just trying to be nice here!  :p

 

 

Well alright, start driving and when you get near the polar circle, give me a call for directions. Bring snowchains and mind the raindeer.

 

 

 

 

Porncoaster> 4000 dollars is a lot of things. Cheap aint one of em.

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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