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Still seeing the "soon" notice on the hompage I couldn't help thinking aboout a funny quote from the film Spaceballs from Mel Brooks.

It goes like this:

 

 

[Watching "Spaceballs: The Movie". They reach "now" in the movie.]

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helmet: How soon?

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"Im surounded by ****!"

 

KEEP FIRE ****!

 

Dark Helmet: I told you to fire accros your nose, not UP it!

 

Corporal 1st Class Philip ****: I'm sorry sir, i'm doing my best.

 

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

 

Major ****: I did sir! Hes' my cousin.

 

Dark Helmet: Whos' He?

 

Colonel Sandurz: Hes' an **** Sir!

 

Dark Helmet: I know that! Whats' his name!?

 

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir! Major ****

 

Dark Helmet: And the gunner?

 

Colonel Sandurz: Hes an **** too sir? gunner 1st Class Philip ****.

 

Dark Helmet: How many **** we got on this ship anyhow?

 

Everyone: Yo!

 

Dark Helmet: I knew it, i'm surrounded by ****! Keep Firing ****!

 

lol

 

I so loved that movie.

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[Watching "Spaceballs: The Movie". They reach "now" in the movie.]

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helmet: How soon?

^_^

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