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If they'd just make one for bowling...

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Posted

I'm still trying to figure out how you can even have "quests" in a golf game. :-

"Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque

"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

Posted

Easy.

 

 

Damsel in distress:

 

-Help! Help!

 

Hero:

 

-What is it?

 

Damsel:

 

-I was just two above par when I landed one in the bunker and this evil gopher that lives by hole 8 came and took the ball! You MUST get it back or Ill be forced to forfeit!

 

Hero:

 

-Whats in it for me?

 

Damsel:

 

-Upon completed quest you will recieve a coupon worth 10$ in the club store and 150 exp.

 

Hero:

 

-Alrightie then! *sets off*

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

For some reason, that sounds like the type of quest that actually would be in an online golf cRPG.

"Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque

"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

Posted

I'll just let my driver take care of it .. ha ha ha .. ha ... haha .. ha .. :lol:

 

(damn I really need to develop a sense of humor)

Fortune favors the bald.

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