Laozi

You've changed man, you used to be all about box vans and dead prostitutes.

the car was impounded, there was no way to escape being grounded

you're gay and I'm not, call me!!!

Less then a month before you turn the big four-oh

19 days till left

also, sparks

Many moons ago, I saw Zombie Hitler board a space ship and now all I got was this lousy shirt?

Too bad about the pu-tang, but on a lighter note, you'll be 40 in like three days

you can cry, you can mope, can you swing from a good good rope?

Sorry I missed your 40ith, I was busy at a zombie party. You probably weren't around anyway since you never are.

Man, you set your log on times to private? You're bordering on uberlame.

Happy helladayz.

how does it go, my good chum?

quartz doesn't burn, rust doesn't harm

I'm doing pretty good, can't complain, we definitely should catch up soon

I'm trying to go full on retard here

Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little bit to test that it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Mus? Mus? A thousand deaths is not enough for Mus?

a woman stares out at the sea

The best of these eyelids

Is where I keep

But I will not weep there 'til you arrive

You better make like a leaf and get the hell out of here.

Your butt and face are interchangable, butthead.

Finally got around to not touching yourself, I see

This is a vicious cycle in which there it little hope of escape. BukkaiSepuku time.

memories like fingertips I can't forget the curve of your body