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    Alpha Protocol at E3 2008

    in Alpha Protocol: General Discussion

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    Actually, if I was a game developer, I'd only post on Something Awful's game forums, because the slack-jawed idiots and raging, pissy nerds that pop up like weeds in every other gaming forum never take root there. They're either banned for boorish behavior or driven out by old timers. It's positively serene. Josh has posted new stuff there before.

     

     

    How is it you're there again?

     

    And what's you handle?

    ZOMBIE ROLEPLAY PALOOZA!

    in Way Off-Topic

    Posted · Edited by Laozi

    I was driving in my car listening to the radio, some AM talk show about the government or god or something. The windows were down and the cool evening air carried my troubles off into the night. It had been a long journey but finally Miss Thelma Austen was going to see her son, or atleast what I had left of him in my trunk. An arm, a few legs, most of a torso, typical fare for my line of work. Suddenly a woman came on the radio and started talking about mysterious lights in the night sky and strange happenings all around the state. She was rambling, filled with fear, I leaned in closer to the radio as if to hear it better when a blinding light filled the sky above me. I couldn't look up to see what it was, but as I looked out into the desert around me it seemed as if everything had been turned to mud. In the car seat next to me was an expensive camera case, that was clearly empty. The radio began to omit a strange noise and a voice began to rise out of it. I listened as hard as possible, trying to find answers, when suddenly a woman came running out into the road, I forgot about fear and I forgot about the breaks.

    The Music Thread

    in Way Off-Topic

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    The Clash ~ The Guns Of Brixton

     

    You know, I heard a terrible Dropkick Murphys cover of that a few years ago.

     

     

     

     

    I didn't know there was anything the Dropkick Murphys did that wasn't terrible

     

     

    Modest Mouse ~ Wild Pack of Family Dogs

    The Music Thread

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    Hello,i do not agree with you so i can't help it sorry.

     

     

     

    hmmm, it seems now a days even bots know Metallica is superlame, the universe tends towards order.

     

     

     

    The Clash ~ The Guns Of Brixton

    What you did today

    in Way Off-Topic

    Posted · Edited by Laozi

    So, like, I got all married and stuff. (Friday, actually, but I'm sure you'll all forgive me for the slight delay in reporting.) Ceremony, party, et al., went quite well.

     

    However, as somebody who is not at all accustomed to wearing jewelry beyond a wristwatch (assuming that the monocle doesn't count), the wedding ring is going to take some getting used to. I think I'm going to rub my finger raw from constantly sliding it around to figure out which precise point on my finger has the right balance of comfort and security.

     

     

     

    Congratulations on getting hitched

     

     

     

    Oh, and I bought two suits today, freaken expensive ass monkey suits. I really have no idea what the appeal of pleated trousers are.

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