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Sir Roderick Amplepole

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  1. Lost: One Orlan. Answers to the name of Olgris. Last seen delivering ultimatum to the Bael Marsh Orcs.

  2. If I am to venture within this dungeon you speak of I have several demands that I shall not relinquish. 1. It must be challenging. If I am not losing at least one of my Orlans per level then I will feel quite the fool in making that bulk purchase in New Heomar. Indeed, an Orlan bewteen one's saddle and buttocks can provide comfort on long journeys but I have enough to get me from Girrar to New Yarma thrice over without a single blister. And have you ever tried to keep a secret from an Orlan? I discretely broke wind whilst bathing at Maiden Falls and somehow they heard. Travelling with them
  3. Lost: One Orlan. Answers to the name of Olgris. Last seen delivering ultimatum to the Black Cave Orcs.

  4. Lost: One squire. Answers to the name of Phillipe. Last seen delivering ultimatum to the Black Cave Orcs.

  5. Eight fine companions keen for adventure and glory, you say? Very well, send them hither and together we shall seek out the most dank, foul smelling crevice and give it a thorough cleansing! Though, be warned, I am an uncompromising leader and will not stop until I get to the bottom of the matter. I have but one concern. Tell me, are these companions a little wordy? When I'm knee deep in excrement and elbow deep in entrails I do not care for tales of broken hearts. I suppose I could indulge a backstory here and there, so long as I am not bludgeoned about the ears with it like a mace. Quite
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